numbing gel

n. A gel found in the pharmacy to ease eruption of baby teeth now used by deep throaters who want to be relieved of gagging on a big piece of meat.

Chris painted his throat with numbing gel so he could deepthroat the largest penises around without gagging.

by Richard Black September 05, 2005

highway to heaven

A line of hair (highway)running from the navel to the crotch (penis).

For gays, a fetish.

At the beach Rock saw a highway to heaven on almost all the guys wearing bikini bathing suits.

by Richard Black March 01, 2005

house boy

During slavery, a favored, nice-looking male chattel who was a servant for the his owner's family inside the big house. Envied and often detested by other slaves his age. What is little known is his special bedroom service to the mistress of the house when the master was gone especially if he was near or over eighteen years of age.

Marse Connell returned from Utlanna a full night early and found Sam and Miss Nellie in bed together, a candle glistening on Sam's naked back when Marse pulled back the bed covers. Marse walked down the hall, got a double barrel shotgun, returned to the bedroom and blew Sam away.

by Richard Black March 21, 2005

Happy Ending

An expression for having sex at the end of a date.

After dinner and the movies and making out in the car in front of the house, Brie Ann invited Tyrone up to her bedroom for a happy ending. Having sex was the happy ending for the date.

by Richard Black December 28, 2010

quietus

end; cessation. The noun form of the verb/adjective quiet.

When the principal of the high school found out the football team was bulking up on steroids, he put the quietus to the practice.

by Richard Black March 18, 2005

unfuckable

A fat black girl that is so grossly overweight nobody would date her, much less have sex with her.

La Toya weighed 550 pounds and was totally unfuckable.

by Richard Black March 11, 2005

hung

A well endowed penis. Most authorities agree in whites, the criteria is 7.5 inches in length in and 3 inches in girth. In blacks, one is said to be hung at 9.5 inches in length and 5 inches in girth.

Asian and other tan races are proportionatly smaller. A Japanese is hung at 6 inches, Chinese at 5.

Matt cruised only the hung boys, usually settling on a black one to trick with because of his endowment.

by Richard Black March 03, 2005