richard black's definitions

horny

adj. a build up of male/female hormones because of the absence of sexual activity. Varies from person to person.

Having been at sea six months, the sailors were horny when they docked at Norfolk.

It is rare for a street 'ho' to be horny.

by Richard Black April 20, 2005

gradumacate

A George Bushism; a word derived from the act of placing incongruous syllables together to form a new word. It is 'white ebonics' and developed by non-users of the King's English, George Bush.

George Bush ordered a preemptive strike on Iraq as he wanted to irradimacate Saddam, something his father failed to do. This act stole our youth's educational pursuits to gradumacate from college.

by Richard Black June 25, 2005

hair pie

a confectionary; dining (licking and tonguing) of the female sex organ

Tyrone decided on dessert after having sex with Takeshia. He ate Takeshia's hair pie

by Richard Black March 10, 2005

nightstick

In gay lingo, a large black cock.

Tyrone's nightstick was so long you could see the outline of it in his jeans down to his kneecap.

by Richard Black March 11, 2005

fallen off

v. used in the Deep South to describe someone who has lost weight by dieting.

My, how Sally has fallen off since she started going to Jenny Craig.

by Richard Black October 9, 2005

turdroller

Lazy person, shiftless.

Tyrone has a bad work ethic. He wouldn't even make a good roller in a turd factory.

by Richard Black February 27, 2005

wide stance

Naivete' term coined by U.S. Senator Larry Craig meaning a commodious position on a toilet seat so as not to have one's trousers fall to the floor, often with shoes of said person assuming the position touching the shoes of those in neighboring stalls. In reality, wide stance simply is 'trolling for homosexual sex in a public toilet.' It is a signal of interest for such activity.

"But, officer, I was just sitting at this 'wide stance' open angle on the commode so my pants wouldn't drop to the floor." (Senator Larry Craig to the arresting officer at the Minneapolis-Saint Paul Airport toilet).

by Richard Black September 12, 2007