richard's definitions

spaff

stuff you can't bring yourself to throw away -possessions with no discernible value other than to the owner

used in rave/squatting culture since mid 90's

got to sort out the spaff mountain - there must be stuff the charity shop would want and we can recycle the rest

by richard November 9, 2004

brown brain

A word for a pothead.
My friends uncle was a lifer, he smoked the sweet ganj every day of his entire existence, and one day he dropped dead.
After the autopsy, the doctors said his brain was brown.

That motherfucker will never stop smokin that shit. What up brownbrain?

by RicHARD September 23, 2003

Got Any Bread?

A Question That A Duck May Ask To A Butcher

Duck: Got Any Bread?
Butcher: No, This Is A Butchers! Piss Off or I will nail your beak to this counter
Duck: Got Any Nails?
Butcher: No
Duck: Got Any Bread???

by Richard November 25, 2004

pity the fool

I pity the fool.

"I pity the fool that fuck with the A-Team" - B.A. Baracus

by RicHARD September 23, 2003

Sheep Bummer

Also known as Stephen Butler.

You are a Stephen Butler

by Richard August 1, 2004

fat carl

a cunt head with no penis who bangs his little sister

you are such a fuck head fat carl

by richard February 13, 2005

Kait

This person is truly the best thing that ever happened to me. She is my only true love, she is a perfect angel.

Kait is a walking, talking angel of mine.

by richard January 22, 2005