richard's definitions

Cello

A beautiful bowed, four stringed insrtument, played between the knees. it's in the tuning of C. it's strings are (from highest to lowest) A,D,G,C. it usually plays harmony or backround but is often featured in concertos and sonatas.

Yo-Yo Ma is a Cellist.
Rasputina is a band featuring 3 cellos.

by Richard February 3, 2004

Biscuit

A legendary postor on the infamous 'North Stand Chat'.

Biscuit, up the friggin Clock Tower. PUNK.

by Richard February 21, 2004

phazz

the man, superior, greater than all

that kid right there.. his name is phazz.. he's the fucking man!

by richard July 24, 2004

schlittered

extreme inebriation

After drinking a case of warm beer, I was schlittered.

by Richard June 12, 2004

owned

Getting schooled by another person. Humiliated beyond comprehension. Stunned that you just got beat in a bet. Especially when a person argues with you that they are right, but you prove them wrong without a doubt.

Lesley (Shaft) got owned by Richard (Fluff Daddy)
The '06 rock is NOT a class gift from the class of 2006!

by Richard March 3, 2005

gay row

8th Avenue in Chelsea, New York

Hey, dude. I'll see you later on gay row!

by richard September 15, 2004

xshift

The process of shitting upside down

Batman had the runs and took an xshift all over himself

by richard February 22, 2003