richard's definitions

schlittered

extreme inebriation

After drinking a case of warm beer, I was schlittered.

by Richard June 12, 2004

owned

Getting schooled by another person. Humiliated beyond comprehension. Stunned that you just got beat in a bet. Especially when a person argues with you that they are right, but you prove them wrong without a doubt.

Lesley (Shaft) got owned by Richard (Fluff Daddy)
The '06 rock is NOT a class gift from the class of 2006!

by Richard March 3, 2005

Wappaheebies

Very large and pendulous ladies breasts

The lady next door has a massive pair of wappaheebies!

by Richard March 1, 2004

gutted pumpkin

worn out pussy

that girl is so wore out she looks like a gutted pumpkin

by Richard May 8, 2003

quim

I am a Welshman, born and bred in Wales - a fluent Welsk speaker- never heard this word in our language and it is highly unlikely that it is of Welsh origin as no "Q" appears in the Welsh alphabet

the nearest possible spelling would be cwim in Welsh but this would have absolutley no meaining and if the word quim was said to any one of us we would not know what you would be talkng about

by richard January 18, 2005

bah

When there is no other word to describe something, nothing better than "BAH" to describe it.

BAH!!!! David, were going home!!!!!

by Richard April 14, 2003

xshift

The process of shitting upside down

Batman had the runs and took an xshift all over himself

by richard February 22, 2003