richard's definitions

breaking vegas

A fake marriage involving two gay men.

They went against the morals of the community, and went to break vegas.

by Richard May 13, 2005

Dicksplash

Localised slang for 'bellend' usually conferred on an individual whose character is accurately reflected in the word.

James you dicksplash

by Richard July 23, 2003

schlittered

extreme inebriation

After drinking a case of warm beer, I was schlittered.

by Richard June 12, 2004

Adaired

When you are flashed by a platinum blonde. She may possibly steal your car, so be careful!

I was driving to work when I was adaired by Daisy. She then tricked me into getting out of my car, which she promply stole.

by Richard December 30, 2004

Fotch

a great friend relating to the peinus

my friend is a fotch

by richard June 10, 2003

Disco

Modern business speak for 'this company'

"what co' do you work for?" "I work for dis co!"

by richard May 21, 2003

Npat

Acronym: No problem at all.

Person 1: Thanks
You: Npat

by Richard August 10, 2004