richard's definitions

schex

The term for reproduction and recreation "sex" pronounced in a form of Dutch accent.

See also: Austin Powers in Goldmember

Yesch, after we dansche with the clogsh it'sh time to get our schex on!

by Richard September 16, 2004

ash

Dead, dried up skin; typically an insult.

"Them chickens is ash and I'm lotion." - Mariah Carey (It's Like That)

by Richard March 5, 2005

Water Crotch

A term created by famous YouTube user "Brookers" in her YouTube video for people who dye their hair blue. It's like how people call redheads "fire crotches." Color of water = blue. Color of blue haired girls crotches = blue.

There's a whole lot of water crotches on Stickam.

by Richard January 8, 2009

Sleep Warm

To get as nights of good sleep before you are killed.

You stole from me??? Good, Sleep warm tonight.

by Richard October 27, 2004

choda soda

when the area between your balls and your ass gets a sweaty and forms "soda"

fuck, it's hot out...theres coda soda leaking through my pants.

by richard November 2, 2003

ass assassin

A ninja or martial arts trained citizen who usually preforms assasinations on the anus of other men or women for money.

he hired him for an ass assasination
his ass was cut by an ass assasin
jason wheeler is a fagtoast

by Richard October 4, 2003

Wappaheebies

Very large and pendulous ladies breasts

The lady next door has a massive pair of wappaheebies!

by Richard March 1, 2004