A person who complains about problems, but has yet to experience any. "Suburban anarchists who never broke the law, sing about political pressure, but have never met John Law."---Dropkick Murphys
by Richard December 29, 2004
an anarchist who lives in the suburbs, the way you think and act makes you an anarchist, not where you live. Those who say true anarchists dont live live in the suburbs need to be educated.
by suburbananarchist89 April 8, 2009
Someone who lived in the suburbs of a major city, the Suburban Anarchist doesn't genuinely believe in anarchy, but rather participates in it to spite the comfortable life they grew up in. The suburban anarchist will use peaceful protests as reasoning for destroying and looting other's property.
Person 1- "You see all of the looting during the BLM protests?"
Person 2- "The protesters don't actually believe in rioting, it's just the Suburban Anarchists doing the damage"
Person 2- "The protesters don't actually believe in rioting, it's just the Suburban Anarchists doing the damage"
by Inconvenient MR2 June 4, 2020