richard's definitions

dog-clean

The deceptive state of dishes that appear to be clean but in fact have only been "rinsed" by the licking action of a dishwasher-door-surfing member of the canine family.

Honey, did you run the dishwasher or are they just dog-clean?

by Richard November 23, 2004

ah wah

Derogatory term used to express satisfaction in another’s misfortune.

Ah Wah! I especially like the bit where the fat man fell on his arse.

Person 1: I fell on my arse
Person 2: AH WAH!

by Richard May 23, 2004

Releasing the hostages

To describe a man masturbating

"I'll be out of the bathroom in a minute. I'm releasing the hostages."

by Richard December 28, 2003

stud missile

To hit someone in the face with your dick.

Dude, you got stud missiled.

by Richard April 19, 2003

Wank budgie

Someone who annoys everyone at a party.

That Luke's a right wank budgie
i know, he took justin's beer

by richard July 19, 2003