Definitions by raybeez

you handsome rogue 

what spy calls other spies

blue spy:*stepping on red spy's chest* you handsome rogue
red spy:oh fuck

you handsome rogue by raybeez February 12, 2022

mr. no shoes and the shooty shooty bang bang christmas 

the best thing ever to dawn to man

timmy:dude you wanna watch mr. no shoes and the shooty shooty bang bang christmas
jimmy:hell yea

mr. no shoes and the shooty shooty bang bang christmas by raybeez February 11, 2022

story 

a set of words that has a plot,setting,rising action and downfall. It is enjoyed by people but not written in urban dictionary enough in my ops so here

It was a dark and treacherous night and scout was walking away from the small camp his team set up for the night. It was snowy so he thought his footprints would be a good way to trace him if anything bad ever were to happen. He held his lantern out and saw a second set of foot prints protruding. They looked like boots appon closer inspection. He was afraid it was an blue pyro but brushed it off. He followed them to a frozen over creek and into the woods. about 2 miles in he found pyro up a tree being tormented by a raccoon with his flame thrower put out by the snow. Scout grabbed a stick and swung at the raccoon to ward it off. "beat it" he said as he violently flailed the stick. He went up the tree to help pyro down. ''what were you doing up a tree, mumbles," scout said jokingly. Pyro clung to scout and mumbled something almost inaudible. Scout couldn't understand, but felt deep inside it was special to him. Pyro got his flame thrower and hefted it up. Then they both retraced their footprints and got back to camp. scout then invited pyro over to read comics and hang out.
then they lived happily ever after

the end
(also my cat stepped on my keyboard for the tags)
a long enjoyable story ig

story by raybeez February 11, 2022

Tiddy real estate 

using houses to describe boob

jane:man I wish I had a mansion
el:speak for yourself I want a tent in the woods
jane:are you trans?
el:yes
jane:cool
using tiddy real estate is efficient way to come out as trans

Tiddy real estate by raybeez February 11, 2022

whoopass stew 

what the power puff girls were almost named

sugar,spice and everything nice these were the ingredients to make the perfect little girls but then professor eutonium accidental added a can of whoopass and thus the whoopass girls were born
they came from whoopass stew ig

whoopass stew by raybeez February 11, 2022

Ankle biter

What Australians call kids
i'm not kidding

sniper:spy come get your ankle biter
spy:for the last time he's not my son
scout':tell that to my mom who you boin-
sniper:GET YO SON

Ankle biter by raybeez February 11, 2022

Are you trans? 

A question I get asked by girls way too much.

girl:are you trans?
me:no
It's ray the bi man not ray the trans man

not transphobic just not trans
go trans people

Are you trans? by raybeez February 11, 2022