randy Farris's definitions

Fornicatory

A college dormitory which is strictly used as a fornication room for polygamous sex.

Lucky bastard is running a fornicatory up there man.

by Randy Farris April 26, 2011

Government-Shutdown

Another way of saying that the government is tired of trying to fix the mess they've made for us, so they are going to go home and sleep until someone else fixes the problem.

We the Strong nation Of the United States of America have decided to have a Government-Shutdown, and in doing so we the government expect that this will make everything worse, but rest assured the senate and congress will be sitting cozy in our large mansions waiting for someone to fix this for us.

by randy Farris April 26, 2011

SmackBaby

A baby, whose mother used heroin(smack) during the 9 months of pregnancy.

Unfortunately Frank, this baby is a smackbaby

by randy Farris April 5, 2011

Freedom Of Urination Act

A bill passed by congress in late 2010, granting americans the freedom to Urinate in public places outdoors, where previously this would be considered indecent exposure.

I know my rights Officer! the Freedom of Urination Act, as it states, gives me the right to urinate on the side of this courthouse, and any other place I please to do so

by Randy Farris April 26, 2011

Majesticated

Domesticated in a majestic fashion.

In order to impress Oprah with the intent of impregnating her to get her money, I forcefully majesticated myself in order to attract and seduce her.

by randy Farris April 26, 2011

Zombiewhore

A female zombie thats main source of nourishment is the penis rather than a normal zombie who eats Brains.

hell naw, I wasn't about to let that zombiewhore suck on my dick.

by Randy Farris April 26, 2011

SandTwat

A Vagina thats inner membrane walls are coated with an abrasive sandlike material which makes conventional sex unsuitable.

I was about to fornicate with her, but i soon discovered that she had a SandTwat!

by Randy Farris April 5, 2011