randy's definitions

good jujitsu

-To persevere in spite of difficulty or injury.
-To take a beating and still remain conscious after a fight win or loose.

coined by Antonio Rodrigo Nogueira "Big Nog" in an ring side interview by Joe rogan when he said he would bring "good jujitsu" to the UFC
-A person who breaks his leg during a marathon and still finishes the race has "good jujitsu".
-A person who injures himself at work and still finishes his job has "good jujitsu".

by randy June 25, 2008

Slapjoy and Monkfish

One of the greatest comedy gangster trilogies i have ever seen. i have told all of my friends in the States to watch it but i cannot find it on the net. Please make it downloadable.

Slapjoy is so cool and so is Monkfish

by Randy January 13, 2005

botanica

A sudden act of foolishness that's normally caused by excessive drinking and inhaling way to much ether...and of course, urine.

Last night I got the biggest botanica, and I for some reason I have bad breath.

by Randy October 21, 2004

dolewhip

Also known as the Danza Slap, this is when one takes their penis in their hand and gives someone a sharp smack across the face with it. Also related to the dole-beating.

Linda ate my fried rice so I dropped my trousers and gave her a dolewhip.

by Randy June 1, 2004

beeramid

a pyramid made with beer cans

dont knock over my beeramid!

by randy August 30, 2004

raw

When a vagina gets dry and sore from extended periods of penetration and stimulation.

You're getting raw, are you sure you don't want me to stop?

by Randy November 15, 2004

Jack

To steal, or take from an unsuspecting person or store.

Yo nigga! Yo shit got jacked!

by Randy January 29, 2006