randall's definitions

futondom

A type of fabric cover used on futons to prevent leaking of bodily fluids on the cushion during sexual intercourse.

My roommate bought a futondom last week so he and his girlfriend could have sex on the futon without getting spooge on it.

by Randall November 1, 2004

century pong

Like beer pong, but instead of using 10 cups, you use 120 sups, instead of 2 poeple on a team there are 4, and instead of 2 beers, you use 36. A game can take up to 3 hours

We played a game century pong last night that took forever and came home wasted.

by Randall October 19, 2004

lizard

womans pussy, cunt, southern slang for clit.

damn, that girl has a big lizard.

by randall March 21, 2003

adrenaline zone

A gaming mecca for all those who hang out at Harvard Square to come and play computer games over a lan. commonly reffered to as AZ by the regualars

"Hey Randall, wanna go down to the adrenaline zone after school? I heard Arndt and Lee are gonna be there..."

"sure Noah."

by Randall October 16, 2003

Funky Butt Pirate

Extremely GAY male who openly displays his gayness with freakishly GAY attire.

Look at that Funky Butt Pirate wearing that Gay green and white feather boa and a hot pink shirt with nut cutting khaki shorts. I'm sure he's a plume butt.

by Randall March 13, 2005

blue vein throbber

when the dick is at its fullest erection,when the vein in the penis is sticking out due to extreme horneyness.

come here baby, and relieve this big "blue vein throbber".

by randall March 21, 2003

breaking sea level

To take a huge dump that while resting on the bottom of the toilet is large enough to form an island

That was a great dump; I just broke sea level!

by randall December 9, 2003