rOb's definitions

Massel

A Massel is a creature of habit. Constantly obsessed with the pursuit of well prepared food and giggly women, the Massel lives primarily for himself in a cave-like arena sometimes coated with mayonnaise but usually consisting of chicken pieces. The Massel tends to develop and sustain high levels of testosterone, venting them on unsuspecting females by producing his meat sausage on random occasions. Prone to high octane discussion, a typical Massel quite often finds himself involved in heavy argument which always results in the Massel being right.

Stop being such a Massel.

Massseellll Masssellll Masssellll.

Masseltov.

by Rob July 14, 2004

yeast

yeast makes bread,
a simplified version of the termbrederin
in short it means brother

yo yeast, whats up, feel like blazin tonight?

by Rob July 16, 2004

rockafella

Comes from the streets. A word to describe someone who is accepted in a particular group or area.

"What's that guy doing on our side?"
"Yo, cool down, he's rockafella"

by Rob July 19, 2004

Morpheus

Morpheus is the god of dreams and plays the same part within the matrix etc.
as u no he is a dreamer in the matrix and so he is in greek mythology they also made a drug after him which is cool cause not many people can boast about being named after a drug aka morphine

sleep well my child morpheus will protect ya or u can kill hi as he is a pussy fighter in the matrix

by rob July 20, 2004

puckered star

bum hole; derived from appearance when viewed whilst doggy style sexing her.

"she bent over and I could see her puckered star"

by Rob July 20, 2004

loan shark

shady cahracter, normally small with weasly features who employs large henchmen. Usually ritually beaten at school, they loan money to people in dire need (who cannot raise funds through legitimate means), charging 'cricket score' interest rates with the threat of injury if a payment is missed.

"Ow, that hurt! I promise to pay the loan shark next week, sir"

by Rob July 20, 2004

Bag of Bobbys

Cheap and substandard, or poor performing.
Derived from the low priced crisps an corn snacks commonly available in Spar and VG shops in England.

1) I bought this Alba stereo and its a complete Bag of Bobbys.
2) Did you see Portsmouth play arsenal in the FA cup? They were a Bag of Bobbys.

by Rob July 20, 2004