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Nep

Bob: Wow Jeccas such a whore.
Glen: nep
by rob January 13, 2004
mugGet the Nepmug.

reverse meat face cowboy

A sexual position in which the female straddles the males face and grinds incessantly.
Paul's just a regular 'ole reverse meat face cowboy.
by Rob February 9, 2005
mugGet the reverse meat face cowboymug.

John Kerry

The worst possible retarded fucker candidate in the world. He ran against Bush in 2004 and rightfully lost. A much better candidate than Albert Gore in 2000, but a fucker none the less.
Damn it! Kerry won! Damn! Here come the Taliban to kill us!
by Rob August 18, 2006
mugGet the John Kerrymug.

Massel

A Massel is a creature of habit. Constantly obsessed with the pursuit of well prepared food and giggly women, the Massel lives primarily for himself in a cave-like arena sometimes coated with mayonnaise but usually consisting of chicken pieces. The Massel tends to develop and sustain high levels of testosterone, venting them on unsuspecting females by producing his meat sausage on random occasions. Prone to high octane discussion, a typical Massel quite often finds himself involved in heavy argument which always results in the Massel being right.
Stop being such a Massel.

Massseellll Masssellll Masssellll.

Masseltov.
by Rob July 14, 2004
mugGet the Masselmug.

Smo

Created when i was pissed and arsed moving.
Look fuck off u wanking smo.
Im so smo?
Meeeeh smo me plz
by rob August 4, 2004
mugGet the Smomug.

nigga tumbling

Verb. When you fall off a tall cliff, ledge, peak, or precipice, and proceed to bounce off the walls or edges on the way down, that's called nigga tumbling.
Man watching person fall into ravine whilst bouncing off walls: "Dayamn that nigga tumbling!"
by Rob January 12, 2005
mugGet the nigga tumblingmug.

wolverhampton

The pit of the universe, a place inhabited by knuckle dragging morons.
i would never go to wolverhampton in my life.
by rob October 1, 2003
mugGet the wolverhamptonmug.

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