ironman

having sex that prolongs an hour

Rob: Dude last nite me & erin did a double Iron man!
Adam: DUDE! u must heave destroyed the bitch!

by rob May 30, 2004

talk to the hand

a ghetto term, usually used by nappy ho's. Equivalent of "whatever"

a "talk to the hand" will usually earn your face a quick conference with the fist

by rob March 09, 2004

omega

sign of the apocalypse, the desruction of the universe and all life in it.

omega is the symbol of all of you idiots' demise.

by Rob October 28, 2003

patchou

Highly overrated Windows programmer.

n00b: OMG PATCHOU U R GOD!!!11
Patchou: I know, thanks :)

by Rob April 06, 2004

range rover

Until the newest generation with independent suspension, a moderately capable, very classy 4x4 that is expensive to lift and difficult to modify for any real off-road use, all while leaking more oil than my Jeep. Costs a fortune to repair, and is driven by status seekers, drug dealers, pimps, and people who think driving on fire roads with a stock height 4x4 is real off-roading.

The English do not make televisions because they haven't figured out how to make them leak oil, thus the Range Rover was born.

My Range Rover should have a nine cylinder engine, so it will run on eight!

Compared with the Escalade, the Range Rover is akin to the Queen of England: Looks dignified and stately, but is quite old and not powerful.

by Rob April 22, 2004

Peace

-Something you need to fight to protect, hence, we have war.
-Fucking dumbasses seem to believe that peace can be achieved through sitting on our asses while we get attacked by insanely hostile forces. Yeah, that's it you liberal fuck-ups, we'll just get our asses blown up...then there'll be peace.

"lolz!!!11 fiteing 4 peace is lyke fucking for virginity! lolz!!1"
"Yeah...you're liberal."

"We need peace! Not war!"
"No shit, you dumbass liberal."

Stay the fuck out of our way, liberal pussies!

by Rob December 24, 2004

clam jouster

A Lesbian

Did you know that she is a clam jouster

by Rob October 31, 2003