rOb's definitions

e.m.s.p

early morning stoned pimp

kid rock is the esmp of the damn nation!!!

by rob May 13, 2005

Raki

A drink similar to Ouzo, but made from grapeseed, not aniseed, ranging from 40% to 60%. Can cause hilarity in the correct hands/mouth.

I definitely raki'd that one

by rob May 13, 2005

ernies

A specific kind of Ectasy or MDMA

Yo man I got a slip of ernies

by Rob May 13, 2005

jostling

the act of stroking one's penis rapidly to achieve ejaculation.

jimmy was jostling in the bathroom while his sister's friend was showering

by Rob May 13, 2005

jostling

the act of stroking one's penis rapidly to achieve ejaculation...

jimmy was jostling in the bathroom while his sister's friend was showering.

by Rob May 13, 2005

Stanford University

A prestigious private university where the asshole students can't decide whether they are better than everyone else because they're rich (which they are) or because they're smart (which they aren't). The parties suck and the girls are mediocre. The only bright side is that there are fewer hippies than at Berkeley.

Don't go to Stanford unless you hate having fun.

by Rob May 13, 2005

Dusted

Inhailing a substance used to clean a computer keyboard that gives the feeling of nitrous oxide

I went to Kmart and bought six cans, lets go get dusted!

by Rob May 13, 2005