rOb's definitions

phantom ace

a poo that disappears round the bend of the loo before you stand up, and leaves no trace of pooey remnants on your arse when you wipe.
There is no actual proof that this has ever happened.

"I thought i had a poo, but there was nothing in the pan. When I wiped my arse, there was nothing there!"
"Youve had a phantom ace, mate."

by Rob July 18, 2005

the party

The Party is a faux straight man. He likes Baz humping his leg like a dog, and has been chasing mcB for eternity.

Dan-Attempting to sound cool

by rob May 30, 2004

<><

The non deluxe Jesus fish in reference to this leet one <{{{><

Yo man hes got a <>< on his car, don't flick him off.

by Rob December 28, 2003

cocklash

The end result when an erect penis is bent beyond it's natural boundries

I'm sorry Mr. Gary, but that brick wall left you with a case of cocklash.

by rob April 4, 2003

you send me

#1 Hit for Sam Cooke in 1957.

It describes a feeling of love so deep, it takes you to another world.

Darling you send me
I know you send me
Darling you send me
Honest you do, honest you do

by Rob March 20, 2004

Jargon

A male sex organ, penis.

Hey Kyle, suck my Jargon! Hahahah!

by Rob November 8, 2004

light him up

in paintball, or any form of gun-based combat, it is a phrase meaning "concentrate fire on that guy", or "shoot him till he screams"

"We got one behind those barrels! Light him up!"

by rob October 3, 2004