In the dog food aisle Mike asked Kerry if Roversham needed food,Kerry replied no just bought some at the pet food store.Keeping in mind they do not have a dog and this was simply stated in front of other shoppers to make them look like dog owners if only for a brief moment.
by rOYAL SMALLNESS October 04, 2019

At the most popular Mexican restaurant around the tacos the margaritas the music and laughter combined to make a beautiful Mexidin.
by rOYAL SMALLNESS July 23, 2021

Dude was way too afraid to let his hair down and rock and roll like there is no tomorrow.His sweatard was his measly freak flag.
by rOYAL SMALLNESS February 02, 2021

Finn stopped at the Black Currant Bakehouse everyday for their delicious cinnamon rolls.He was shocked that he was tiring of them and decided he needed a change of pastry.
by rOYAL SMALLNESS May 05, 2018

Tim and Andy were playing and got their dingers stuck together when they both were aroused.The circumcised penis got stuck in the foreskin of the uncircumcised penis. It reminded them of their youth when they played the real Chinese finger trap game. Now they play the Chinese dinger trap game after Hockey practice.
by rOYAL SMALLNESS January 20, 2018

Mike ate a giant beef sandwich greasy onion rings and a chocolate shake.He was on the jobsite and needed to find the nearest facility NOW.He blasted \a turd the size of a small dog and the subsequent action was a direct death splash directly into his fully dilated bung hole.
by rOYAL SMALLNESS January 22, 2018

by rOYAL SMALLNESS October 10, 2020
