rOYAL SMALLNESS's definitions

Nervous Tootsie

The act of taking a very small poop before leaving to go somewhere that does not provide a rest area.

Before getting into traffic Eugene sat down and pushed out a one inch perfectly shaped turd.He often times makes a Nervous Tootsie before leaving the crib.

by rOYAL SMALLNESS October 8, 2020

Mexidin

The beautiful sound emitted From inside a Mexican restaurant.

At the most popular Mexican restaurant around the tacos the margaritas the music and laughter combined to make a beautiful Mexidin.

by rOYAL SMALLNESS July 23, 2021

Roversham

Imaginary grocery store dog.

In the dog food aisle Mike asked Kerry if Roversham needed food,Kerry replied no just bought some at the pet food store.Keeping in mind they do not have a dog and this was simply stated in front of other shoppers to make them look like dog owners if only for a brief moment.

by rOYAL SMALLNESS October 4, 2019

Chinese dinger trap

When a circumcised penis enters an uncircumcised penis and gets stuck hence the Chinese dinger trap

Tim and Andy were playing and got their dingers stuck together when they both were aroused.The circumcised penis got stuck in the foreskin of the uncircumcised penis. It reminded them of their youth when they played the real Chinese finger trap game. Now they play the Chinese dinger trap game after Hockey practice.

by rOYAL SMALLNESS January 20, 2018

Sweatard

Folk singer attire that shouts rock and roll sucks.

Dude was way too afraid to let his hair down and rock and roll like there is no tomorrow.His sweatard was his measly freak flag.

by rOYAL SMALLNESS February 2, 2021

Biverted

Person who can be both an extrovert or an introvert.

Mike was a complete extrovert right up until the pandemic.The world went crazy and now he is a complete introvert.he is for sure Biverted.When the pandemic is over we will just have to see whats up.

by rOYAL SMALLNESS September 21, 2020

Blue Team Handshake

Connecting the thumb and pointer finger together and docking with another persons thumb and pointer finger in an up and down motion.Invented on south side of Chicago in early seventies.

Jeff had just parked his VW microbus and was so elated to see Linda and the crew he called for a Blue Team Handshake all around.

by rOYAL SMALLNESS January 30, 2018