rOYAL SMALLNESS's definitions

Roversham

Imaginary grocery store dog.

In the dog food aisle Mike asked Kerry if Roversham needed food,Kerry replied no just bought some at the pet food store.Keeping in mind they do not have a dog and this was simply stated in front of other shoppers to make them look like dog owners if only for a brief moment.

by rOYAL SMALLNESS October 4, 2019

Biverted

Person who can be both an extrovert or an introvert.

Mike was a complete extrovert right up until the pandemic.The world went crazy and now he is a complete introvert.he is for sure Biverted.When the pandemic is over we will just have to see whats up.

by rOYAL SMALLNESS September 21, 2020

Bivert

Both an extrovert and an introvert.

Mike was a classic extrovert before the pandemic.Isolation turned out to be more satisfying then he could have imagined. As the pandemic lessens he become a Bivert choosing to play both sides of the introvert extrovery reality.

by rOYAL SMALLNESS September 30, 2020

Nervous Tootsie

The act of taking a very small poop before leaving to go somewhere that does not provide a rest area.

Before getting into traffic Eugene sat down and pushed out a one inch perfectly shaped turd.He often times makes a Nervous Tootsie before leaving the crib.

by rOYAL SMALLNESS October 8, 2020

occulant

Fancy magic

No expense was spared it was the most occulant magic show in the history of humankind.

by rOYAL SMALLNESS October 10, 2020

Grampo

A Grandpa that has the ability to be as serious as a heart attack as well as the opposite of that without grandkids knowing for sure whats up.

Grampo was driving down the curvy road with the three Grand boys in the back seat.He then shouted the steering is out! Ben and Mac screamed ahhhhh but Mac didn't buy it for a minute.Grampo was being Grampo once again.

by rOYAL SMALLNESS October 12, 2020

Chinese dinger trap

When a circumcised penis enters an uncircumcised penis and gets stuck hence the Chinese dinger trap

Tim and Andy were playing and got their dingers stuck together when they both were aroused.The circumcised penis got stuck in the foreskin of the uncircumcised penis. It reminded them of their youth when they played the real Chinese finger trap game. Now they play the Chinese dinger trap game after Hockey practice.

by rOYAL SMALLNESS January 20, 2018