rOYAL SMALLNESS's definitions
The act of taking a very small poop before leaving to go somewhere that does not provide a rest area.
Before getting into traffic Eugene sat down and pushed out a one inch perfectly shaped turd.He often times makes a Nervous Tootsie before leaving the crib.
by rOYAL SMALLNESS October 8, 2020
Get the Nervous Tootsiemug. In the dog food aisle Mike asked Kerry if Roversham needed food,Kerry replied no just bought some at the pet food store.Keeping in mind they do not have a dog and this was simply stated in front of other shoppers to make them look like dog owners if only for a brief moment.
by rOYAL SMALLNESS October 4, 2019
Get the Rovershammug. At the most popular Mexican restaurant around the tacos the margaritas the music and laughter combined to make a beautiful Mexidin.
by rOYAL SMALLNESS July 23, 2021
Get the Mexidinmug. Tim and Andy were playing and got their dingers stuck together when they both were aroused.The circumcised penis got stuck in the foreskin of the uncircumcised penis. It reminded them of their youth when they played the real Chinese finger trap game. Now they play the Chinese dinger trap game after Hockey practice.
by rOYAL SMALLNESS January 20, 2018
Get the Chinese dinger trapmug. Dude was way too afraid to let his hair down and rock and roll like there is no tomorrow.His sweatard was his measly freak flag.
by rOYAL SMALLNESS February 2, 2021
Get the Sweatardmug. Finn stopped at the Black Currant Bakehouse everyday for their delicious cinnamon rolls.He was shocked that he was tiring of them and decided he needed a change of pastry.
by rOYAL SMALLNESS May 5, 2018
Get the Change of pastrymug. Mike ate a giant beef sandwich greasy onion rings and a chocolate shake.He was on the jobsite and needed to find the nearest facility NOW.He blasted \a turd the size of a small dog and the subsequent action was a direct death splash directly into his fully dilated bung hole.
by rOYAL SMALLNESS January 22, 2018
Get the Death Splashmug.