rOYAL SMALLNESS's definitions

Nervous Tootsie

The act of taking a very small poop before leaving to go somewhere that does not provide a rest area.

Before getting into traffic Eugene sat down and pushed out a one inch perfectly shaped turd.He often times makes a Nervous Tootsie before leaving the crib.

by rOYAL SMALLNESS October 8, 2020

Mexidin

The beautiful sound emitted From inside a Mexican restaurant.

At the most popular Mexican restaurant around the tacos the margaritas the music and laughter combined to make a beautiful Mexidin.

by rOYAL SMALLNESS July 23, 2021

Roversham

Imaginary grocery store dog.

In the dog food aisle Mike asked Kerry if Roversham needed food,Kerry replied no just bought some at the pet food store.Keeping in mind they do not have a dog and this was simply stated in front of other shoppers to make them look like dog owners if only for a brief moment.

by rOYAL SMALLNESS October 4, 2019

Falsifadoo

The act of appearing to pick up dog poop without actually picking up dog poop

Doc was walking Stella in his new neighborhood and stealthily bends down with the plastic bag to pick up the poop but does so for appearance purposes only.He boasted at dinner with friends about committing Falsifadoo.

by rOYAL SMALLNESS April 28, 2023

Hooker Hoagie

The act of throwing lunch meats at a hooker and trying to get them to stick.

Mark and Steve payed a little extra for the pleasure of throwing Salami and Bologna at Harris hoping to get them to stick thus making a Hooker Hoagie.

by rOYAL SMALLNESS October 25, 2019

Sweatard

Folk singer attire that shouts rock and roll sucks.

Dude was way too afraid to let his hair down and rock and roll like there is no tomorrow.His sweatard was his measly freak flag.

by rOYAL SMALLNESS February 2, 2021

Change of pastry

Being tired of the same bakery.

Finn stopped at the Black Currant Bakehouse everyday for their delicious cinnamon rolls.He was shocked that he was tiring of them and decided he needed a change of pastry.

by rOYAL SMALLNESS May 5, 2018