rOYAL SMALLNESS's definitions

Falsifadoo

The act of appearing to pick up dog poop without actually picking up dog poop

Doc was walking Stella in his new neighborhood and stealthily bends down with the plastic bag to pick up the poop but does so for appearance purposes only.He boasted at dinner with friends about committing Falsifadoo.

by rOYAL SMALLNESS April 28, 2023

Nervous Tootsie

The act of taking a very small poop before leaving to go somewhere that does not provide a rest area.

Before getting into traffic Eugene sat down and pushed out a one inch perfectly shaped turd.He often times makes a Nervous Tootsie before leaving the crib.

by rOYAL SMALLNESS October 8, 2020

Chinese dinger trap

When a circumcised penis enters an uncircumcised penis and gets stuck hence the Chinese dinger trap

Tim and Andy were playing and got their dingers stuck together when they both were aroused.The circumcised penis got stuck in the foreskin of the uncircumcised penis. It reminded them of their youth when they played the real Chinese finger trap game. Now they play the Chinese dinger trap game after Hockey practice.

by rOYAL SMALLNESS January 20, 2018

Hooker Hoagie

The act of throwing lunch meats at a hooker and trying to get them to stick.

Mark and Steve payed a little extra for the pleasure of throwing Salami and Bologna at Harris hoping to get them to stick thus making a Hooker Hoagie.

by rOYAL SMALLNESS October 25, 2019

Biverted

Person who can be both an extrovert or an introvert.

Mike was a complete extrovert right up until the pandemic.The world went crazy and now he is a complete introvert.he is for sure Biverted.When the pandemic is over we will just have to see whats up.

by rOYAL SMALLNESS September 21, 2020

Blue Team Handshake

Connecting the thumb and pointer finger together and docking with another persons thumb and pointer finger in an up and down motion.Invented on south side of Chicago in early seventies.

Jeff had just parked his VW microbus and was so elated to see Linda and the crew he called for a Blue Team Handshake all around.

by rOYAL SMALLNESS January 30, 2018

Sweatard

Folk singer attire that shouts rock and roll sucks.

Dude was way too afraid to let his hair down and rock and roll like there is no tomorrow.His sweatard was his measly freak flag.

by rOYAL SMALLNESS February 2, 2021