rOYAL SMALLNESS's definitions

Death Splash

While crapping in a port a potty a splash goes directly into the anus.

Mike ate a giant beef sandwich greasy onion rings and a chocolate shake.He was on the jobsite and needed to find the nearest facility NOW.He blasted \a turd the size of a small dog and the subsequent action was a direct death splash directly into his fully dilated bung hole.

by rOYAL SMALLNESS January 22, 2018

Change of pastry

Being tired of the same bakery.

Finn stopped at the Black Currant Bakehouse everyday for their delicious cinnamon rolls.He was shocked that he was tiring of them and decided he needed a change of pastry.

by rOYAL SMALLNESS May 5, 2018

Mexidin

The beautiful sound emitted From inside a Mexican restaurant.

At the most popular Mexican restaurant around the tacos the margaritas the music and laughter combined to make a beautiful Mexidin.

by rOYAL SMALLNESS July 23, 2021

Biverted

Person who can be both an extrovert or an introvert.

Mike was a complete extrovert right up until the pandemic.The world went crazy and now he is a complete introvert.he is for sure Biverted.When the pandemic is over we will just have to see whats up.

by rOYAL SMALLNESS September 21, 2020

Sweatard

Folk singer attire that shouts rock and roll sucks.

Dude was way too afraid to let his hair down and rock and roll like there is no tomorrow.His sweatard was his measly freak flag.

by rOYAL SMALLNESS February 2, 2021

Chinese dinger trap

When a circumcised penis enters an uncircumcised penis and gets stuck hence the Chinese dinger trap

Tim and Andy were playing and got their dingers stuck together when they both were aroused.The circumcised penis got stuck in the foreskin of the uncircumcised penis. It reminded them of their youth when they played the real Chinese finger trap game. Now they play the Chinese dinger trap game after Hockey practice.

by rOYAL SMALLNESS January 20, 2018

Falsifadoo

The act of appearing to pick up dog poop without actually picking up dog poop

Doc was walking Stella in his new neighborhood and stealthily bends down with the plastic bag to pick up the poop but does so for appearance purposes only.He boasted at dinner with friends about committing Falsifadoo.

by rOYAL SMALLNESS April 28, 2023