plooker

1. one that, or he who, plookes.
2. a long narrow object, that for various reasons, is inserted into something else.
3. the person that inserts the object.

Did you see the plooker on that bull by the roadside? I'm glad I'm not a cow!

by pyroclastic flow February 5, 2009

yank my doodle its a dandy

a phrase, inviting masterbation, sometimes sung to the tune of yanky doodle, often by a northern boy, to a southern bell

That ho Scarlett move up here from alabam and think she all that. I told her "yank my doodle its a dandy, bitch"

by pyroclastic flow February 11, 2009

phelpified

an extreme state of intoxication brought on by smoking marijuana phelpage where you have poor judgment and make very bad decisions
also see phelp faced

Dude, I got so phelpified last night that I used my winning lottery ticket for a rolling paper and smoked it. Could you loan me some money?

by pyroclastic flow February 6, 2009

fuck bunny

a slightly plump girl with low self esteem, who engages in sexual intercourse with any man who gives her a little attention.

yo homes, there's a junior weight watchers meeting over at the y.w.c.a. and da place be hoppin' wit fuck bunny

by pyroclastic flow February 5, 2009

phelp faced

an extreme state of intoxication brought on by smoking marijuana phelpage where you have poor judgment and make very bad decisions.
also see phelpified

Dude, I got so phelp faced yesterday that I left my woman, quit my job and punched out my landlord. can I stay at your place for a while?

by pyroclastic flow February 6, 2009

phelpage

high quality marijuana, that is so good, you smoke it, even though it may cost you a stellar career, millions of dollars and the love and respect of family, friends and strangers.

Dude, I will sell my wife and kids and everything I own for a bag of that phelpage.
Lets go get phelp faced,phelpified

by pyroclastic flow February 6, 2009

berg

a fowl and disgusting bowel movement that is painful

After not crapping for days, I finally dropped that berg. Now I'm bleeding like a bitch, and everyone near the mens room went running for cover

by pyroclastic flow February 11, 2009