A small penis. A penis that effectively swims in a condom often designed for average but not NORMAL sized hard-ons
A penis slightly larger than the actual condom swimmers - the sperm cells.
A penis slightly larger than the actual condom swimmers - the sperm cells.
Scott: "Hey Bill, did you see Max in the shower, I couldn't help be notice, he was washing his cock, I thought it was his fucking baby finger...I nearly exploded laughing...what can you do with that little stub?!"
Bill: "Yea I know, the guy acts and talks like he is the end-all and be-all for women when in fact he is packing a fucking condom swimmer!"
Bill: "Yea I know, the guy acts and talks like he is the end-all and be-all for women when in fact he is packing a fucking condom swimmer!"
by psiscott April 26, 2006
Get the condom swimmermug. A delicious - yet somewhat feminine - Schnapps with a strong peach flavour. Bols makes many Schnapps and the peach is very sweet and tasty. Nice on its on with rocks or delicious served in a mix to make a Fuzzy Navel.
Max (born male): "Could you order me a Peach Schnapps neat please."
Scott: "Pardon!"
Max (born male): "Could you order me a Peach Schnapps....neat please."
Scott: "You better order that one yourself girl, I don't need to get kicked out of here...I'd gladly get you a feminine napkin from the washroom though Nancy boy.
Scott: "Pardon!"
Max (born male): "Could you order me a Peach Schnapps....neat please."
Scott: "You better order that one yourself girl, I don't need to get kicked out of here...I'd gladly get you a feminine napkin from the washroom though Nancy boy.
by psiscott April 27, 2006
Get the Peach Schnappsmug. Something that should have never made it into ANY media A terrible movie a stinker a bomb boxoffice bomb.
A news story that is of ZERO interest to most of the world. The French Lieutenants Woman is a fine example. Most Jeremy Irons films. The English Patient Many of Ebert's critiques. An ad for tampons. Many ads in general. Infomercials Remakes of remakes chick flick
A news story that is of ZERO interest to most of the world. The French Lieutenants Woman is a fine example. Most Jeremy Irons films. The English Patient Many of Ebert's critiques. An ad for tampons. Many ads in general. Infomercials Remakes of remakes chick flick
"I went with this new girl to see a flick last night, I nearly fell asleep. It was so so bad I don't even remember the name of the shit! What a waste of electrons!"
by psiscott April 25, 2006
Get the waste of electronsmug. NOT 1001 Knights. This has nothing to do with chivalry per se but a length of time; hence 'nights.'
The Book of One Thousand and One Nights - also known as The Book of a Thousand Nights and a Night, One Thousand and One Nights, 1001 Arabian Nights, Arabian Nights, The Nightly Entertainments or simply The Nights - is a medieval Middle-Eastern literary epic which tells the story of Scheherazade, a Sassanid Queen, who must relate a series of stories to her malevolent husband, the King, to delay her execution. The stories are told over a period of one thousand and one nights, and every night she ends the story with a suspenseful situation, forcing the King to keep her alive for another day. The individual stories were created over many centuries, by many people and in many styles, and they have become famous in their own right. Notable examples include Ali Baba and the Forty Thieves and The Seven Voyages of Sinbad the Sailor.
The Book of One Thousand and One Nights - also known as The Book of a Thousand Nights and a Night, One Thousand and One Nights, 1001 Arabian Nights, Arabian Nights, The Nightly Entertainments or simply The Nights - is a medieval Middle-Eastern literary epic which tells the story of Scheherazade, a Sassanid Queen, who must relate a series of stories to her malevolent husband, the King, to delay her execution. The stories are told over a period of one thousand and one nights, and every night she ends the story with a suspenseful situation, forcing the King to keep her alive for another day. The individual stories were created over many centuries, by many people and in many styles, and they have become famous in their own right. Notable examples include Ali Baba and the Forty Thieves and The Seven Voyages of Sinbad the Sailor.
Mitch: -- in a wannabe, I am a lit sophomore manner -- "If this continues we are going to have to call in the 1001 knights; to quote the title of a book."
Scott: "Wrong again guy; it is '1001 nights' as in 'the evening.' This is not a reference to guys in armour on the backs of horses!"
Scott: "Wrong again guy; it is '1001 nights' as in 'the evening.' This is not a reference to guys in armour on the backs of horses!"
by psiscott May 02, 2006
Get the 1001 nightsmug. A term - perhaps invented in Muskoka - used to describe the watersport of being pulled behind a fast moving ski-boat on a large sea biscuit or inner-tube. The inner-tube usually has a smooth bottom, furnished so as to not end up in a phenomenal cartwheel-like wipeout; although this is infact what the watchers of the tuber are looking for!
The best way to tube is to criss-cross the boat wake gaining a wider and wider arc so as to increase speed to upwards of 100 mph. Once this speed is neared, the tuber is likely to hit the wake, become airborn and perform a maniacal wipeout forgotten since the days of Evel Kneivel.
The best way to tube is to criss-cross the boat wake gaining a wider and wider arc so as to increase speed to upwards of 100 mph. Once this speed is neared, the tuber is likely to hit the wake, become airborn and perform a maniacal wipeout forgotten since the days of Evel Kneivel.
Max: "Look at those dudes tubing. The boat must be doing 50, the guys gotta be arcing at a-hundred!!!"
Scott: "Woaaa...there he goes!.....There's the tube....Where's the dude?!!"
Max: "THERE HE IS up in that pine tree."
Scott: "Woaaa...there he goes!.....There's the tube....Where's the dude?!!"
Max: "THERE HE IS up in that pine tree."
by psiscott April 27, 2006
Get the tubingmug. A thin stripped, close shaven, pubic trim. A pubic cut that allows women to wear extremely revealing bathing apparel. A pube trim usually used by woman.
Max: "How much lower could that babe wear her Bikini bottoms; I can just see the top of her clitoris!"
Scott: "No kidding dude. What a piece of eye-candy. She obviously has a Brazillian. When it gets a little longer perhaps she will let me trim it with my teeth."
Scott: "No kidding dude. What a piece of eye-candy. She obviously has a Brazillian. When it gets a little longer perhaps she will let me trim it with my teeth."
by psiscott April 26, 2006
Get the Brazillianmug. A term possibly invented by Don Henley of the Eagles in his song of the same title. Junk news. Gossip. Heresay blown way out of proportion by the news media.
Don: "..Got the bubble headed bleach blond, comes on at 5..she can tell you 'bout the plane crash with a gleam in her eye...get the widow on the set..give us dirty laundry."
by psiscott April 26, 2006
Get the dirty laundrymug.