Situation

anyone with a nose too big for their face and arms too big for their body.
Hojo is such a situation, just look at the incredible disproportion he possesses.
by provider44 January 20, 2010
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cardboard banker

anyone who holds up lines everywhere they go as they pump most of there earnings into scratchoff tickets.
'Hey look kids, the cashier has been here all along. The holdup is being caused by the witless cardboard banker who is covered in ticket shavings.
by provider44 January 15, 2010
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squoawuhweek

squirrel work...to work as focused and determined as a busy squirrel. Having a pejorative tinge to it. As in being only about hard work and not about thought.
'Look at Loakie workin himself to death. He just ova there goin ta squoawuhweek. You would almost think he was trying to distract himself from the deeper issues that get second billing in the theater of his narrow mind.
by provider44 January 14, 2010
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facebook philosopher

someone who feels the need to use facebook as a forum to make others think he or she is smarter than them
Brad is the quintessential facebook philosopher. Constantly trying to broadcast his 'brilliance'.
by provider44 January 15, 2010
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hidge creatch

i walked into the biker bar and it was stuffed full of mumblecrusts, stumblebums, tosspots and one hidge creatch in particular that i still think of to this day when im trying to vomit after a night of excessive drinking.
by provider44 January 14, 2010
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boog

any person watching a sporting event who gets much pleasure in the faux catcall. This is when it sounds like they are booing the player when they are actually making the same low deriding tone, but the word chanted is either the players name or a nickname that is similar to the booing sound.
This crowd is filled with many a staunch boog. Too bad we have to witness this all game. Next year they play in our stadium so it shouldn't be nearly as annoying.
by provider44 January 19, 2010
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goosebread

the pond was skirted with vegetablelike goosebread.
by provider44 January 15, 2010
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