mon now

abridged form of come on now but mon now is full of comical disbelief

Scott: why did you come in late and heavy foot all over the place
Adam:You must have been dreaming that i didn't do that I swear

Scott:Mon now?

by provider44 January 15, 2010

shockets

any run of the mill bunchback whose ass is quaintly situated eight to fourteen inches below the shoulder...giving that person what one might seemingly refer to as shoulder pockets

'Hey bernard, could you help your sister get her bag out of the high shelf in her closet. Oh and before you do that could you help dad pop his shoulder back into place. Get your hands out of your gorgeous shockets and get over here mister!'

by provider44 January 15, 2010

buddikles

gentle stroking of the booty area to ease someone to sleep

'Baby, enough with the talking. Can you just give me some buddikles so i can pass out?'

by provider44 January 14, 2010

flesh boots

attractive piano legs on a woman.

My lord Suzie has the most odious set of tree trunk legs, but her sisters version is much more appetizing, flesh boots I believe is what the locals refer to them as.

by provider44 January 14, 2010

flag hag

anyone with a multitude of flags adorning their house, car, peson etc.

The flag hag issue is a delicate one since the target normally can become greatly offended under the auspices of extreme patriotism/jingoism.

by provider44 January 15, 2010

slash

to pull fist into mid torso, like a chicken wing, and strike a person or an animal.

Monzelle kicked his dog like a coward spit at his favorite plant like a whorticulturist and slashed his poor unsuspecting as she baked the violent sleepwalking child his go to cake.

by provider44 January 17, 2010

muttshmee

a person has multiple illegitimate kids from at least two men or women and has had multiple sexually transmitted diseases in his lifetime

'Did you hear about Guy?He came back positve for herpes. How can all those kids of his be proud of that wreckless muttshmee?'

by provider44 January 14, 2010