provider44's definitions

serpent reaper

any lead singer of a metal band who can give off an extremely doom gloom vibe cloaked in heavenly wonder and is supremely dedicated to his or her craft.Named after J.L. a self proclaimed uniped from a cleveland metal band.

The serpent reaper seemed to hiss as he sang.

by provider44 January 15, 2010

nye on rye

nice to the tenth power

Fernando:Hey can you believe it? Were millionaires now.

Beepo: Nye on rye buddy....nye on rye.

by provider44 January 17, 2010

skinner

to eat all of your fast food or carry out in the car before you get home

Kids hurry up and skinner down your food so that we have a better chance of getting to the service on time.

by provider44 January 14, 2010

platt

to go on a reality show , knowing that you have no chance of winning, in search of fame.

I think that woman just pulled a platt. She is barred from qualifying because she exceeds the age requirement by 20 gosh darn years.

by provider44 January 16, 2010

mon now

abridged form of come on now but mon now is full of comical disbelief

Scott: why did you come in late and heavy foot all over the place
Adam:You must have been dreaming that i didn't do that I swear

Scott:Mon now?

by provider44 January 15, 2010

whorticulturist

any person who has sex with plants often

Jenny was a staunch and steadfast whorticulturist. She had sex with her favorite fern Benny way more often than her other plants.

by provider44 January 17, 2010

flesh boots

attractive piano legs on a woman.

My lord Suzie has the most odious set of tree trunk legs, but her sisters version is much more appetizing, flesh boots I believe is what the locals refer to them as.

by provider44 January 14, 2010