any lead singer of a metal band who can give off an extremely doom gloom vibe cloaked in heavenly wonder and is supremely dedicated to his or her craft.Named after J.L. a self proclaimed uniped from a cleveland metal band.
by provider44 January 15, 2010

I think that woman just pulled a platt. She is barred from qualifying because she exceeds the age requirement by 20 gosh darn years.
by provider44 January 16, 2010

Kids hurry up and skinner down your food so that we have a better chance of getting to the service on time.
by provider44 January 14, 2010

Jenny was a staunch and steadfast whorticulturist. She had sex with her favorite fern Benny way more often than her other plants.
by provider44 January 17, 2010

Scott: why did you come in late and heavy foot all over the place
Adam:You must have been dreaming that i didn't do that I swear
Scott:Mon now?
Adam:You must have been dreaming that i didn't do that I swear
Scott:Mon now?
by provider44 January 15, 2010

Poshka was used to sleeping on the street but when the nice lady gave hime shelter, a warm meal, then a fireside bed, he was as bumfy as a man could be.
by provider44 January 15, 2010

someone whose breath is so nose melting that you would swear that they put poop on their tooth brush.
by provider44 January 15, 2010
