whishle

rhymes with whistle. Whistle noise made when making an s sound usually. People with severe cases of whishling will make this noise in other ways, namely the ch sound.

Mr.Hoffmn had the ideal whishle. People came from miles around to listen to his humorous lectures.

by provider44 January 18, 2010

boink

to sleep with someone over 250 pounds

Jeremiah buttered himself up and allowed himself to be gang boinked by three ultra portly asian ladies.

by provider44 January 17, 2010

Dr. Stinkenstein

After being with someone long enough you eventually graduate from comfort school and begin to fart at will in their presence with no qualms.(This is the time period where it is amusing to both parties: see Dr. Stinkenstein emeritus)

Pam: Baby it stinks a little in here. Did you fart.

Paulie: Of course, they call me Mr.Stinkenstein at work . You can call me Dr. Stinkenstein.

by provider44 January 17, 2010

goosebread

money coloured geese feces

the pond was skirted with vegetablelike goosebread.

by provider44 January 15, 2010

GOL

giggle out loud

Jimmy made my side hurt with his last text , but this one was a bit more on the tepid side so i responded with a still agreeable GOL.

by provider44 January 14, 2010

zeard

a zit beard

Doug had the most exquisite beard this side of the Ohio river. But with the seemingly well cultivated zit garden on his sister Chelsea's chin, you would think she maintained her zeard out of some strange case of penis envy.

by provider44 January 14, 2010

j-shored

to feel if as you have lost all brain power and devolved into some sort of primate subhuman hybrid after watching reality television for an extended amount of time.

I collapsed like a lubed up combination ladder in my bedroom after being j-shored by the reality show marathon i could not pull myself away from today.

by provider44 January 16, 2010