provider44's definitions

snookied

a woman who is struck close fisted by a man in public

I strolled through Cleveland's downtown area and was filled with horror at the sight of an elderly woman being snookied by a craven cut-purse

by provider44 January 14, 2010

Situation

anyone with a nose too big for their face and arms too big for their body.

Hojo is such a situation, just look at the incredible disproportion he possesses.

by provider44 January 20, 2010

tip grip

when the semen on the end of the penis sticks to the underwear

I scurried off to the restroom to urinate after sex because I was well aware of the impending onset of dreaded tip grip.

by provider44 January 14, 2010

coaster demotion

when a compact disk your taste is offended by, or due to the fact that they are becoming outmoded, is relegated to coffee table stain prevention status aka ctsps.

I found a cd that was so hideous i had to buy it just so I could shame it by forcing it into a slave life of coaster demotion and hold drinks until it breaks.

by provider44 January 18, 2010

urban afflictionary

a sickness suffered by people who are addicted to urbandictionary.com. These people spend most of their time either on the site or trying to coin a term for seemingly everything they experience.

Jumpy has an extrordinarily intense case of urban afflictionary. He is obssessed with inventing new terms for any and everything.

by provider44 January 17, 2010

hidge creatch

a 1 on the 1-10 scale

i walked into the biker bar and it was stuffed full of mumblecrusts, stumblebums, tosspots and one hidge creatch in particular that i still think of to this day when im trying to vomit after a night of excessive drinking.

by provider44 January 14, 2010

sniff snob

someone who sniffs after they say or do something they are extremely proud of.

My dad is such a sniff snob. He sniffs all over the place as he spins his yarns, completely betraying his haughty designs.

by provider44 January 14, 2010