provider44's definitions

moonspider

someone who only has sex at night

'Daphne put down your tea and come ride this veiny meatstick. Youre being a moonspider just like everyone said you would be when they warned me not to pursue you and perhaps try to ensnare a sun parrot or maybe a velvet waterfly. This is total bullshit. I should not put up with this up in here....NOT UP IN HERE!!! '

by provider44 January 14, 2010

pah

a pussy hunt

when scott called and said we were gonna hit some clubs and look for babies i could only reply with a resounding 'let pah!'

by provider44 January 14, 2010

Foot Breakfast

when napping in opposite directions with girl/boyfriend and you wake up with a foot in your face

Hey Larry, did you turn the fan on when you came out of the bathroom.Oh wait, its just my baby Andrea, feeding me a foot breakfast.Sorry bra

by provider44 January 13, 2010

awfool

a person who says 'awwwww' way too often

'Marlowe is such an awfool. She will say awwww over anything ya know.'

by provider44 January 16, 2010

shut dick

a statement made to silence someone immediately but while at the same time doing it in a playful way.

'Hey Dombradovino!, can you shut dick so we can get these girls back to the lair?'

by provider44 January 14, 2010

platt

to go on a reality show , knowing that you have no chance of winning, in search of fame.

I think that woman just pulled a platt. She is barred from qualifying because she exceeds the age requirement by 20 gosh darn years.

by provider44 January 16, 2010

skinner

to eat all of your fast food or carry out in the car before you get home

Kids hurry up and skinner down your food so that we have a better chance of getting to the service on time.

by provider44 January 14, 2010