provider44's definitions

flesh boots

attractive piano legs on a woman.

My lord Suzie has the most odious set of tree trunk legs, but her sisters version is much more appetizing, flesh boots I believe is what the locals refer to them as.

by provider44 January 14, 2010

bumfy

extremely comfortable

Poshka was used to sleeping on the street but when the nice lady gave hime shelter, a warm meal, then a fireside bed, he was as bumfy as a man could be.

by provider44 January 15, 2010

garfunk

a person having to depend on others to write the music for your vocals and lyrics

teddy was an avid music fan and a prolific lyricist but unfortunately he was always at the mercy of others to write him music so he could not be given credit for the complete expression of his song. I believe i heard my dad refer to him as a garfunk.

by provider44 January 14, 2010

Dr. Stinkenstein

After being with someone long enough you eventually graduate from comfort school and begin to fart at will in their presence with no qualms.(This is the time period where it is amusing to both parties: see Dr. Stinkenstein emeritus)

Pam: Baby it stinks a little in here. Did you fart.

Paulie: Of course, they call me Mr.Stinkenstein at work . You can call me Dr. Stinkenstein.

by provider44 January 17, 2010

boink

to sleep with someone over 250 pounds

Jeremiah buttered himself up and allowed himself to be gang boinked by three ultra portly asian ladies.

by provider44 January 17, 2010

snewspaper

the paper someone puts in front of them so no one can see they are sleeping

I am an expert with the snewspaper. I am yet to be caught napping at work.

by provider44 January 15, 2010

goosebread

money coloured geese feces

the pond was skirted with vegetablelike goosebread.

by provider44 January 15, 2010