Definitions by provider44

hidge creatch 

a 1 on the 1-10 scale

i walked into the biker bar and it was stuffed full of mumblecrusts, stumblebums, tosspots and one hidge creatch in particular that i still think of to this day when im trying to vomit after a night of excessive drinking.

hidge creatch by provider44 January 14, 2010

pay 

shit deposited in the toilet

I searched the entire fair for Gooby, when i heard him yell out from the restroom area, 'I just dropped the most rank pay that toilet has ever seen!'

pay by provider44 January 14, 2010

chapter buddies 

a couple, whose origin you could swear could be traced back to the same star cluster after the big bang because of their connection, that when they even seem to not be on the same page they still manage to stay in the same chapter.

After a few nights alone with Andrea I knew that we were chapter buddies by the way everything clicked with uncanny accuracy.

chapter buddies by provider44 January 14, 2010

flesh boots 

attractive piano legs on a woman.

My lord Suzie has the most odious set of tree trunk legs, but her sisters version is much more appetizing, flesh boots I believe is what the locals refer to them as.

flesh boots by provider44 January 14, 2010

hair salad 

while sleeping next to a partner you cant seem to elude the tickling ways of their hair

Perturbations abounded last night as i could not seem to avoid the hair salad Megan kept stuffing in my face.

hair salad by provider44 January 14, 2010

zeard

a zit beard

Doug had the most exquisite beard this side of the Ohio river. But with the seemingly well cultivated zit garden on his sister Chelsea's chin, you would think she maintained her zeard out of some strange case of penis envy.

zeard by provider44 January 14, 2010

snookied 

a woman who is struck close fisted by a man in public

I strolled through Cleveland's downtown area and was filled with horror at the sight of an elderly woman being snookied by a craven cut-purse

snookied by provider44 January 14, 2010