provider44's definitions

facebook philosopher

someone who feels the need to use facebook as a forum to make others think he or she is smarter than them

Brad is the quintessential facebook philosopher. Constantly trying to broadcast his 'brilliance'.

by provider44 January 15, 2010

Foot Breakfast

when napping in opposite directions with girl/boyfriend and you wake up with a foot in your face

Hey Larry, did you turn the fan on when you came out of the bathroom.Oh wait, its just my baby Andrea, feeding me a foot breakfast.Sorry bra

by provider44 January 13, 2010

pah

a pussy hunt

when scott called and said we were gonna hit some clubs and look for babies i could only reply with a resounding 'let pah!'

by provider44 January 14, 2010

moonspider

someone who only has sex at night

'Daphne put down your tea and come ride this veiny meatstick. Youre being a moonspider just like everyone said you would be when they warned me not to pursue you and perhaps try to ensnare a sun parrot or maybe a velvet waterfly. This is total bullshit. I should not put up with this up in here....NOT UP IN HERE!!! '

by provider44 January 14, 2010

poop-paster

someone whose breath is so nose melting that you would swear that they put poop on their tooth brush.

Rocky's breath was so rotten that even the dog knew he was a poop-paster

by provider44 January 15, 2010

zoadie

zit go tee

'hey! Billy has a zoadie!'

by provider44 January 15, 2010

headven

Head heaven...when a buzz lifts you up into the stratosphere.

Oosk: hey, we have enough drugs for this trip to drop the mighty sphinx in the blood of his esoteric riddles

Booska; oh yeah? So basically we'll be in a haze of sublime majesty all weeekend?

Oosk: More like the uppermost infinity of headven compadre.

by provider44 January 20, 2010