Definitions by provider44
petsmith
I detest the petsmith. The human race has enough problems without these assholes that normally choose this route because they know not how to relate to human beings.
petsmith by provider44 January 14, 2010
side-stabber
someone who has stabbed in the back like a coward and in the front like a courageous asshole so many times that its hard to tell which one they are
'Cedric is such an ambivalent curio. A pure blooded side-stabber if there ever was one. He secretly screwed me out of $100 last week, then he told his boyfriend that he was having an affair with his mother, then he actually butchered his girlfriend with a dirk from all angles'
side-stabber by provider44 January 14, 2010
hundredaire
a person who blows most of there earnings/handouts trying to get rich one scratch-off at a time. Holding up lines in a store near you.
Bosko may be the most wretched of all of the trailer park's hundredaires. He steals money from old she-male sailors and then putters down to the local convenient mart to try to win meth money on scratch off tickets.
hundredaire by provider44 January 14, 2010
thunder dumplings
My balls are rather ordinary but Handy's girlfriend claims he has thunder dumplings underneath his nondescript member.
thunder dumplings by provider44 January 14, 2010
you awful
ya by provider44 January 14, 2010
moonspider
'Daphne put down your tea and come ride this veiny meatstick. Youre being a moonspider just like everyone said you would be when they warned me not to pursue you and perhaps try to ensnare a sun parrot or maybe a velvet waterfly. This is total bullshit. I should not put up with this up in here....NOT UP IN HERE!!! '
moonspider by provider44 January 14, 2010