carpetto

any person who enjoys resting on the floor more than furniture.
Foogie was a genuine carpetto. He always refused to come up on the couch with the rest of us.
by provider44 January 17, 2010
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moonspider

someone who only has sex at night
'Daphne put down your tea and come ride this veiny meatstick. Youre being a moonspider just like everyone said you would be when they warned me not to pursue you and perhaps try to ensnare a sun parrot or maybe a velvet waterfly. This is total bullshit. I should not put up with this up in here....NOT UP IN HERE!!! '
by provider44 January 14, 2010
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GOL

Jimmy made my side hurt with his last text , but this one was a bit more on the tepid side so i responded with a still agreeable GOL.
by provider44 January 14, 2010
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dromby

a drunken zombie. Normally someone who mixes alcohol and medication. They have alot of trouble speaking clearly, staying awake, moving with accuracy and making any sense at all.
Joe is such a dromby. Just look at how pale his face is. I mean he cant tell his ass from his elbow wow. What a sack of dogshit.
by provider44 January 14, 2010
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tip grip

when the semen on the end of the penis sticks to the underwear
I scurried off to the restroom to urinate after sex because I was well aware of the impending onset of dreaded tip grip.
by provider44 January 14, 2010
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pah

when scott called and said we were gonna hit some clubs and look for babies i could only reply with a resounding 'let pah!'
by provider44 January 14, 2010
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bumfy

Poshka was used to sleeping on the street but when the nice lady gave hime shelter, a warm meal, then a fireside bed, he was as bumfy as a man could be.
by provider44 January 15, 2010
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