go fuck yourself

This is a common phrase, which people often over-complicate.

In fact, it means exactly what it says:

GO: Go, get hence, vacate yrself from here. And instead:
FUCK: Fuck, shag, accost, effect carnal intercourse with:
YOURSELF: You, yourself, you.

Whaddya mean what do I mean go fuck yourself?
Go. Fuck. Yourself.
You. Wanker.
Simple.

by Pipe Downn September 13, 2009

batfuck

Totally insane; insane enough to fuck a bat.

May be used adverbially as an intensifier (e.g. "batfuck crazy") or on its own as an adjective.

You little sister is completely batfuck crazy. She was trying to smoke a coathanger.

Yea, she's totally batfuck man.

by Pipe Downn January 20, 2009

stoopid

Stupid to the extent that you can't even spell the word itself.

That dude is so stoopid that he spells the word "stupid" with two "o"s.

by Pipe Downn March 13, 2009

Mental Masturbation

Term used by visionless people for the groundbreaking ideas that will shape the future.

What? A box that can carry voices on a wire to another box on the other side of the world? Dude, that is just mental masturbation.

by Pipe Downn March 19, 2013

tardocracy

A society whose political system is characterised by the rule of fucktards.

Under George W Bush, America became the world's premier tardocracy.

The Palin 2012 campaign proposes a new benchmark for tardocracy.

by Pipe Downn October 24, 2010

Jack Shit

An American gentleman, with whom certain people are unfamiliar.

You don't know Jack Shit.

Perhaps not, but I'm actually on rather good terms with his wealthier cousin Theodore.

by Pipe Downn January 21, 2009

palin drome

A public figure who is extremely forward and extremely backward at the same time.

Dude 1: Fuck me, what is Glenn Beck all about? You'd think someone that stupid would keep quiet about it, but he's one of the loudest mofos in existence.

Dude 2: It's simple, he's a palin drome. The more backward they are, the more forward they get.

by Pipe Downn December 11, 2011