right hand milf

wife

This is my right hand milf. I couldn't do without her.

by philologue August 11, 2011

vulvophobe

one who has an intense aversion to the external female genitalia, or simply to their appearance

I love fucking Julie but her cunt's so ugly - I suppose I'm in the classic vulvophobe's dilemma.

by philologue October 05, 2011

windmill wank

On insertion of the penis into an armpit, (usually not one's own), the recipient rotates the arm windmill-style until the desired consummation is attained.

We've tried everything except a windmill wank; there simply isn't room in her tiny bedsit.

by philologue August 16, 2011

clitophor

sexual metaphor

You'll find an extended clitophor on page twenty-seven

by philologue August 23, 2011

spunktilious

sexually well-mannered and considerate. It is not necessarily a virtue in all circumstances.

He was so spunktilious that our night together was a trifle tame.

by philologue August 24, 2011

metamilfosis

The process of becoming a highly desirable older woman

By her fortieth birthday Lucia's metamilfosis was complete.

by philologue August 18, 2011

porn crackers

A faint whiff of obscenity

Porn crackers! We'll have to edit that out of the magic show.

by philologue August 18, 2011