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vulva vulture

That vulva vulture has screwed every whore in Utah and is now laying siege to Sister Josephine!
by philologue October 5, 2011
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windmilf

Attractive older lady fond of outdoor pursuits
I often see that gorgeous windmilf up on the downs walking her dog
by philologue August 15, 2011
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clitophor

You'll find an extended clitophor on page twenty-seven
by philologue August 25, 2011
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spunktilious

sexually well-mannered and considerate. It is not necessarily a virtue in all circumstances.
He was so spunktilious that our night together was a trifle tame.
by philologue August 26, 2011
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windmill wank

On insertion of the penis into an armpit, (usually not one's own), the recipient rotates the arm windmill-style until the desired consummation is attained.
We've tried everything except a windmill wank; there simply isn't room in her tiny bedsit.
by philologue August 19, 2011
mugGet the windmill wankmug.

milf shake

a dance in which many attractive older women are taking part
Dolly and Eric's reception turned out to be a bit of a milf shake.
by philologue August 16, 2011
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dexterbation

masturbation with the right hand cf sinisterbation, m with the left hand.
Not to be confused with dextrobation, dextrous masturbation
I tried dexterbation for a change last evening, but I expect I'll revert.
by Philologue August 14, 2011
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