philologue's definitions

milf shake

a dance in which many attractive older women are taking part

Dolly and Eric's reception turned out to be a bit of a milf shake.

by philologue August 16, 2011

windmill wank

On insertion of the penis into an armpit, (usually not one's own), the recipient rotates the arm windmill-style until the desired consummation is attained.

We've tried everything except a windmill wank; there simply isn't room in her tiny bedsit.

by philologue August 19, 2011

dexterbation

masturbation with the right hand cf sinisterbation, m with the left hand.
Not to be confused with dextrobation, dextrous masturbation

I tried dexterbation for a change last evening, but I expect I'll revert.

by Philologue August 14, 2011

milf-portrait

the make-up job, self-applied, on a desirable older woman's face

Joe: Jeez, she looks a right mess!

Hank: Yeah, she sure screwed up that milf-portrait.

by philologue August 14, 2011

four minute milf

milf so desirable that premature ejaculation is inevitable

I was looking forward to a whole night of bliss, but she was a real four minute milf.

by philologue August 14, 2011

right hand milf

wife

This is my right hand milf. I couldn't do without her.

by philologue August 14, 2011

metamilfosis

The process of becoming a highly desirable older woman

By her fortieth birthday Lucia's metamilfosis was complete.

by philologue August 22, 2011