phil's definitions

klop

Used just like the word crap in refering to bowel movements.

"Man do I have to drop a klop."

by Phil February 4, 2004

televangelist

see: thief, crook, bad guy, bush

someone that plays on people's unfounded beliefs to rob and or ass rape them

Cojo made tim think he was giving him a makeover when he was really just stealing his cum

by Phil January 25, 2005

the house of games

a Lan center in plantsville connecticut

Lets go to the House of Games

by Phil February 27, 2004

assbomb

a girl with a NICE ass

Guy 1: britney spears is teh assbomb!
Guy 2: dude, that was like 7 years ago
Guy 1: i'm lonely, aren't i?

by Phil December 28, 2005

meff

stoopid, simple-minded, foolish from the latin meffist

"chloe and imogen are complete meffs not like phil."

by phil January 15, 2004

it

to call someone by the name of "it"

Hey it(lil girl 4 example) get out of my my

by phil September 19, 2003

panzy

a panzer tank covered in flowers

"aww what a pretty display"
"thats not a display thats a panzy.RUN!"

by phil September 2, 2004