phil's definitions

shovel kick

A Flat Footed kick. The most embarising way to receive a kick. By turning one foot 90 degree, thus opening it up to deliver the blow.

I shovel kicked Farley in the nuts last weekend, he went down like a fag.

by phil March 2, 2003

roid head

someone who extensively uses steroids

I went to the club and it was packed with roid heads

by phil June 22, 2004

lando

Betrail of friends. Submitting to the enemy.

Lando: "I'm sorry, they arrived right before you"

3rd person: "You Lando"

by Phil June 20, 2003

mluah

a state of being.
can also be used as self expression

MLuah mluah mlua
Im just mluah

by phil June 22, 2004

saltbag

a salty person

Dont be a saltbag!

by phil June 22, 2004

The Groundhog

When you gotta shit real bad, and the terd comes part way out, see's his shadow, and goes back in the hole.

I had to fight off the groundhog while trying to make it to the can.

by Phil May 31, 2003

panzy

a panzer tank covered in flowers

"aww what a pretty display"
"thats not a display thats a panzy.RUN!"

by phil September 2, 2004