bertuzzi

To cause one to lose the use of legs.

I could walk fine until Bertuzzi bertuzzied me from behind.

by Phil March 10, 2004

refuck

To have a previous injury be reawakened through unnatural cause or the incompetence of medical professionals.
To break something that has just been fixed.

"Oh man, Terry just refucked his car, and he just got the old dent taken care of"

"I refucked my knee in the basketball game. I guess it's back to the doctors."

by Phil February 25, 2005

dap

The knocking of fists together as a greeting, or form of respect.

He gave me a dap when we greeted.

by Phil March 11, 2004

poke

to have,want to, or plan to have sex

i told the girl i wanted to poke so she said i could poke after school so i did.

by Phil August 21, 2005

cabron

dickhead, asshole

hey, cabron!!
(mexican slang)

by Phil April 22, 2003

The Simpsons

1. something old that tries to act young

2. an extremely horrific act of greed. coined because of the network's FOX milking of an the simpsons series

bill cosby is such a the simpsons

by Phil January 15, 2005

tank

A fat bastard. One who is severly disfigured in the midsection.

John's getting so fat, he looks like a tank!

by phil March 02, 2003