phil's definitions

skyscrapes

Slang for the word skyscrapers.

We were walking underneath the skyscrapes.

by phil May 13, 2005

mewtwo

The only cool pokemon. others that are cool but not as cool as mewtwo: kabutops, articuno, lugia, deoxys and scizor. first appear in red and blue, he is the only pokemon to be at level 70 in the wild.

Ash: i tried to catch mewtwo but he tore out my testicles and replaced them with poke balls...then he stabbed me 100x with his psychicness

by Phil January 21, 2005

White Boy

A marijuana joint.

Yo, lets roll up a white boy.

by phil March 23, 2007

Jagon

Definition one: a large penis

The squirrel had a large Jagon.

by Phil March 23, 2004

green tea

a drink made from the plant species Camellia sinensis. it is more oxidized than white tea but less than oolong tea and black tea.

green tea is a true tea. don't believe those filthy vegan hippies that try to sell you "licorice tea" or some other crap that's made from the marijuana plant.

by Phil November 6, 2006

its rubbings

A term defined by Dave, my housemate, when his eye hurt and he was rubbing it

*Phil sees Dave rubbing his eye*

Phil: "hey dave, what ya doin?"
Dave: "its rubbings"
Phil: "errr...wtf?"

by Phil November 20, 2006

Turnip

Referring to a female dog's private parts.

When I bathe my dog, I make sure to get in there and really clean out her turnip.

by Phil July 29, 2003