phantom oddity's definitions

PMT

Pre-Menstrual Tension. A hormono-psychological disturbance that affects (to some degree or another) anyone in proximity to someone in, or experiencing the main phase of, a menstruation cycle.

See also: PMS

by phantom oddity May 20, 2004

purple cow

The imaginary subject of the nursery rhyme by the same name.

I've never seen a purple cow,
I never hope to see one,
But I will tell you anyhow,
I'd rather see than be one.

by phantom oddity May 28, 2004

dupe

1. n. A duplicate
(rarely) v. To duplicate something

2. To deliberately confuse or scam someone

1. n.: There are too many dupes on UD.
* v.: The idiot was bored so he duped someone else's definition and added some offensive words.

2. The idiot was easily duped out of his cash.

by phantom oddity October 8, 2004

your mum

Humourous response to any question where a noun or noun-phrase is expected.

See also: Yer mum

Q: What time is it?
A: Your mum.

Q: Under which of the true sciences should philosophy be classified?
A: Your mum.

etc.

by phantom oddity January 9, 2004

yes way

Used as a confirmative, denoting the non-impossibility or existence of something somebody said "no way" to.

Daphne: I'm pregnant!
Fred: No way!
Daphne: Yes way!

by phantom oddity January 15, 2004

sputch

An onomatopaeic ("sound effect") word that can only mean something bad or unpleasant has happened.

An exception to this rule applies to the heroes in zombie (or other monster) movies for whom the sound may represent the death of an enemy.

"Where's the cat?" *Sputch* "Uh-oh."

"Die zombie die!!!" *Sputch* "I love the smell of dead zombie in the morning."

"What's that lump under the carpet?" *Sputch* "Where's the hamster?" "Uh-oh."

by Phantom Oddity May 6, 2004

bite my bag

Stronger version of bite me, specifying the biter should (metaphorically) bite the speaker's scrotum.

A good way of saying no.

Bite me. No way. Bite my bag.

by phantom oddity May 28, 2004