phantom oddity's definitions

vom

n.: Vomitus; The result of someone or something having vomited; A pile/pool/puddle/lump of vomitus.

v.: To vomit.

May be used in place of shit for most meanings of that word.

Danny's day was going well until he stepped in the dog-vom.
"Vom!" he cursed as he vommed up his breakfast.
From that point on his whole day turned to vom.
All in all it had turned into the vommiest day of his life.
etc.

by phantom oddity January 9, 2004

enasnimai

Exclamation uttered by insane people, or people pretending to be so.

(Read it backwards.)

Fred: You're nuts!
Daphne: Hee hee hee. Enasnimai!

by phantom oddity June 22, 2004

I'll pencil you in

A phrase meaning that the speaker intends to add the listener to a list, or make an appointment for the listener to attend a meeting at a later time.

(Pencil, a noun, is being used as a verb for the action associated with it.)

Fred: I need help with my homework.
Daphne: I'm not free until 6.30. I'll pencil you in for then if that's OK.
Fred: It's a date.

by phantom oddity May 20, 2004

strong suit

The best or highest valued ability of a person. Mostly used in a negative sense to emphasise that someone is not good at a particular activity.

The phrase derives from card games where suits are considered to have different values.

Daphne: Wanna go dance?
Fred: Dancing isn't my strong suit. How about we go bowling instead?

by phantom oddity June 22, 2004

purple cow

The imaginary subject of the nursery rhyme by the same name.

I've never seen a purple cow,
I never hope to see one,
But I will tell you anyhow,
I'd rather see than be one.

by phantom oddity May 28, 2004

your mum

Humourous response to any question where a noun or noun-phrase is expected.

See also: Yer mum

Q: What time is it?
A: Your mum.

Q: Under which of the true sciences should philosophy be classified?
A: Your mum.

etc.

by phantom oddity January 9, 2004

PMT

Pre-Menstrual Tension. A hormono-psychological disturbance that affects (to some degree or another) anyone in proximity to someone in, or experiencing the main phase of, a menstruation cycle.

See also: PMS

by phantom oddity May 20, 2004