phantom oddity's definitions

arsewit

n.: Having the intelligence and insight of an arse.

See also: fuckwit

Well slap me sideways and call me an unrestrained arsewit, I can't believe I've been so stupid.

by phantom oddity January 9, 2004

your mum

Humourous response to any question where a noun or noun-phrase is expected.

See also: Yer mum

Q: What time is it?
A: Your mum.

Q: Under which of the true sciences should philosophy be classified?
A: Your mum.

etc.

by phantom oddity January 9, 2004

domain

An area, region or place that usually belongs to someone; i.e. territory.

'The sewer is the domain of the rat.'

'urbandictionary.com is an Internet domain signifying the on-line territory of those who run the Urban Dictionary.'

by phantom oddity November 3, 2005

I'll pencil you in

A phrase meaning that the speaker intends to add the listener to a list, or make an appointment for the listener to attend a meeting at a later time.

(Pencil, a noun, is being used as a verb for the action associated with it.)

Fred: I need help with my homework.
Daphne: I'm not free until 6.30. I'll pencil you in for then if that's OK.
Fred: It's a date.

by phantom oddity May 20, 2004

strong suit

The best or highest valued ability of a person. Mostly used in a negative sense to emphasise that someone is not good at a particular activity.

The phrase derives from card games where suits are considered to have different values.

Daphne: Wanna go dance?
Fred: Dancing isn't my strong suit. How about we go bowling instead?

by phantom oddity June 22, 2004

PMT

Pre-Menstrual Tension. A hormono-psychological disturbance that affects (to some degree or another) anyone in proximity to someone in, or experiencing the main phase of, a menstruation cycle.

See also: PMS

by phantom oddity May 20, 2004

wababooshka

May mean nothing but is undoubtedly derived from 'Babooshka', the Russian word for 'Grandma'.

Make of that what you will.

by phantom oddity January 13, 2004