pg's definitions

Spoonta

A viscous whitish secretion of the male reproductive organs, containing spermatozoa and consisting of secretions of the testes, seminal vesicles, prostate, and bulbourethral glands.

"She swallowed my spoonta"
"I would love to fill her with my spoonta"

by PG November 13, 2003

lown

Based on Harry Cooper's new vet Chris Brown and his complete lack of testosterone and/or heart. The original English word lame was compounded with Brown's surname forming the adj. listed above.

"Come out tonight!, Don't be so lown!!!...you cunt!!!"

by PG November 14, 2003

one armed bandit

A slot machine, Named after the 'old' era of slot machines with the arm on the side you pulled down. This was prior to modern era push button machines.

That slot-jockey has been playin the one armed bandit for hours.

by PG January 26, 2003

southport crew

a bunch of richies that hang in the streets of southport (only the prude ones)

hey southport crew, why don't we hang at the driftwood.

by PG December 2, 2004

Sparrot

Act of masturbation by a male.

"I'm so keen to have a sparrot when I get home"
"I haven't sparroted in days"

by PG November 13, 2003

sac

A cask of wine, preferably 4 Litres and out of the packaging or box.

"I'm gonna get on the sac tonight!"
"Anyone one up to go halves in a sac with me?"
"...Fuck I drunk some sac last night"

by PG January 7, 2007

Acid Snatch

A term for the vagina of a woman with one or several STD's.

"Jane has had sex with so many guys she's probably got acid snatch by now."

by PG April 21, 2003