cyber syphilis

Disease obtained from too much on-line porn

A.I heard JD caught Cyber Syphilis after a 20 hour marathon on www.midgettittyfuck.com

B. After watching a brokeback valleyvideo featuring the lick-a-likes I contracted a severe case of cyber syphilis.

by Pfc. Snowball December 09, 2008

Mental Hand Job

1. Modern American politics; 2. Ex-girlfriend explaining why you should take her back; 3. Anything uttered by a public defender.

When Sandy said, "But babe, I was drunk, and he didn't mean anything. I love you so much, and I'm so horny right now, couldn't I just come in for one glass of wine?" Larry thought, "Jesus, that was the best mental hand job I've ever experienced."

by pfc. snowball June 07, 2011

Obamanac

Obama's almanac

"Gee, I wonder if it's going to rain, or if we'll ever get universal health care?"

"Wow! Good question Buffy. Let me check my Obamanac!"

by pfc. snowball September 26, 2009

sand fleas

Parasites from people that are too poor to get regular crabs.

Man, that chick with the big ol' brown ass titties gave me serious sand fleas

by pfc. Snowball December 18, 2008

The Dirty Feldstein

When your dentist gets you high on nitrous oxide and then flosses with your tampon string.

When I came to, I noticed my dentist's teeth were clean, but my tampon string bore clear evidence of pastrami on rye -- damn it! I'm the victim of The Dirty Feldstein!!!

by Pfc. Snowball August 15, 2008

cuntathon

When you have to deal with a marathon of cunty women alone or in a group.

1. Dealing with my husbands ex-wife is always a cuntathon.

by pfc. Snowball March 25, 2009

Raunchy Mudslide

Accidentally shitting on your boyfriend/husbands thigh when trying to retaliate for " THE FART GAME". (Best played when truly inebriated on comped Reno Casino cocktails).

When I woke up in the morning witha raging hangover, eyes puffy from humiliated weeping, I turned to my new husband and said, "Honey, sorry I shit the bed drunk last night". He replied, "You didn't shit the bed...you shit ME! You totally gave me a Raunchy Mudslide!"

by Pfc. Snowball August 14, 2008