peter crammer's definitions
I looked up "escort" in the yellow pages because I wanted to lease a Ford, but I ended up with a Lisa Cunt instead. I had her all Memorial weekend, and it sure was memorialable! Especially with those memory glands of hers. I hope Lita Ford's mom won't be pissed.
by Peter Crammer May 30, 2006
Get the Lisa Cuntmug. A very inexpensive prostitute.
by Peter Crammer December 12, 2006
Get the pumpernickelmug. by Peter Crammer July 25, 2006
Get the oreomug. When you work at a fast food restaurant, if a foxy chick orders a milkshake, you are supposed to ask, "Would you like a large fry to go with that shake?"
"Would you like a large fry to go with that shake?" means "Would you like me to cram my peter into that sexy little body of yours?"
by Peter Crammer August 1, 2006
Get the Would you like a large fry to go with that shake?mug. by Peter Crammer January 1, 2007
Get the John Lennonmug. An "Early Bloomer" is a super sexy and horny, non-adult teenage chick, who must therefore be avoided by horny adult males at all cost!
"God damn, look at that sexy bitch!"
"She's an Early Bloomer dude. You better stay away from that shit, unless you feel like going to prison and getting butt raped a hundred times for one fun statuatory rape."
"Thanks for the tip Bro!"
"She's an Early Bloomer dude. You better stay away from that shit, unless you feel like going to prison and getting butt raped a hundred times for one fun statuatory rape."
"Thanks for the tip Bro!"
by Peter Crammer November 22, 2006
Get the Early Bloomermug. When a 21 year old alcoholic man has an 18 year old alcholic girlfriend and he tells her that if she wants to get drunk she's gonna have to suck him off every half an hour and gulp down his half pint of dick liquor.
The only way Melissa could get drunk was by drinking Tom's dick liquor several times a day. Just before work, just after work, and just before sleeping were their favorite times.
by Peter Crammer May 30, 2006
Get the dick liquormug.