Short for segment, segamatron, seggie, segmeena and segatron (a variation on segamatron), a Seg is a creature of very small stature, likened to a hobbit, of JRR Tolkien fame. They feed on blackcurrant cordial and baked potatoes, and move around in a shuffling manner. They are extremely rare and have often had other animals, such as kia, the wife of the famous willow mistaken for them.
by Pete November 17, 2003
I went deep sea diving last night.
by Pete November 10, 2004
What happens the morning after a curry (or any other spicy food) when you find yourself racing to the bathroom to empty your bowel before you foul yourself. The shit seems to spray everywhere.
I experienced a splatter special last night, and was forced to wipe down the seat cos it was covered with shit.
by Pete October 24, 2004
n, 1) bile inducing, mind numbing, soul destroying, life sapping, god awful wankload of shit. 2) A pointless programme in which the Help option tells you to use features that don't exist. 3) A programme that saves your current work over every other FEMBOT file on your computer. 4) The bane of any users existence
by Pete February 08, 2005
While talking to a female, you are faking a coversation with the female but are in fact talking to her clevage(breasts, knockers, funbags, and whatever you like to call them).
Man, Dave and Pete were talkin 'em hardocre last night at the club, but thank god they didn't get caught.
by Pete June 19, 2006
That place last night was a sausage hang.
by Pete January 02, 2004
by pete September 19, 2003