pete's definitions

Albion fan

Someone who stupidly follows the football team "West Bromwich Albion". These people are normally big-headed and know fuck all about anything they claim to know about. See twat, cunt, arsehole

Look at that twat. Typical fuckin' Albion fan

by Pete September 24, 2004

clown

Gary Megson, the Albion manager

Megson, you fuckin clown!

by Pete September 24, 2004

trouser sneeze

The eruption smelly gas coming out of the anus. Sometimes it makes a noise sometimes it doesn't. The one that makes a noise is known as a trouser sneeze. You have to be careful not to follow through. See fart, trump and air biscuit.

"I've just done a trouser sneeze lads"

by Pete September 25, 2004

Shitehawk

A seagull - if you live in a seaside town you'll know that to go outside you'll need to carry an umbrella with you to stop yourself being covered in bird droppings.

God, thats the third time those shitehawks have got me this week. Another trip to the dry cleaners...

by Pete September 30, 2004

sapos

stands for such a piece of shit

that computer is SAPOS

by Pete March 6, 2005

Barrow

to fail at something that you think you are good at.
the sky a shot in football form 2feet away

you barrowed it (missing an unmisable shot in football

by pete May 13, 2005

bodmas

Sometimes written as Bodmas, BODMAS or BODMAS. Refers to both the original group, the "Crap band with a crap website - www.bodmas.tk" and any band which doesn't really play any music.

Person 1: "I saw BODMAS play last night!"
Person 2: "You actually saw BODMAS play?"
Person 1: "No, but then I am a compulsive liar"
Person 2: "Really?"
Person 1: "No."

by Pete March 17, 2005