Beer Hard

Dervied form a hard on that is not fully erect. usually happens when you are in a drunken state
Last night i couldent have sex cuz of my beer hard
by Pete May 04, 2004
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Fat Cunt

A great big fat cunt. Too old and fat to be in our uni.
I hate Fat Cunt, I wish he'd fuck off
by Pete February 25, 2005
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cuntflapper

A blond doing a handstand in a convertable with the top down at 100miles an hour with legs spread,
It come from what her vagina does as wind flys past her flaps
Vvvvvvvvvvvvvvrrrroom

Wow did you see that cunflapper???????
by pete March 03, 2004
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bodmas

Sometimes written as Bodmas, BODMAS or BODMAS. Refers to both the original group, the "Crap band with a crap website - www.bodmas.tk" and any band which doesn't really play any music.
Person 1: "I saw BODMAS play last night!"
Person 2: "You actually saw BODMAS play?"
Person 1: "No, but then I am a compulsive liar"
Person 2: "Really?"
Person 1: "No."
by Pete March 17, 2005
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Cuntface

A greasy haired loser who thinks he's welcome in our pub.
by Pete February 25, 2005
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Trinity Pawling

Person one : Hey did u get into avon?
Person two : No, im goin to tp instead.
by Pete April 20, 2005
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Tig-Bitties

by Pete February 20, 2003
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