Tijuana toothpaste

A euphemism for semen, deposited into the mouth of one adminstering fellatio, usually in the hopes of gaining financial benefit or career advancement.

First used in the January 23, 2002 The Onion article "Who Do I Have to Blow to Win the Bancroft Prize in American History?"
http://www.bigosoft.com/dan/bancroft_prize.htm
"I was so intent on getting that adminstrative position that I guzzled gallons of Tijuana toothpaste."
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"How did someone as dumb as her become Vice President of the company? She must be brushin' with some serious Tijuana toothpaste."
by Pepper February 22, 2005
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flyover

Who cares what people in Montana think? They are just a bunch of flyovers.
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figgles

A variant on 'fiddlesticks' or 'curses', a mild expression of dis
"Hey man, I drank the rest of your beer." "Figgles."

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"Figgles. Who let the dogs out?"
by Pepper February 22, 2005
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Mayonnaise Bag

Once I announced to Sheila that I was about to cum, she proceeded to squeeze my mayonnaise bag until it was empty.
by Pepper November 02, 2004
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Garbage

Discarded male ejaculant, aka CUM
So I am gettin' ready to shoot my garbage all over her back.... I don't know what you call it, but do you ever ask for it back? No it's garbage, blow it the fuck out.
by Pepper November 02, 2004
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castrati

1) A feminized male who is self loathing to the delight of the Feminazis.

2) A metrosexual or a girlie man.

3) No balls.
Matt Lauer is a self loathing male and always appeases the feminine crowd. Therefore, he is a castrati.
by Pepper April 20, 2006
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Man's man

1) A successful man that totally rejects the femininization of today's metrosexual male.

2) A man that is macho by default.
A man's man eats meat(and plenty of it), he doesn't get manicures, he shaves when he feels like it, he drinks beer not wine, he absolutely does not know French, he plays dodgeball, he works hard, he is admired for his manliness by other manly men, and most of all, he's very heterosexual.

NOTE: A Man's man is highly sought after by women who want to feminize him through marriage usually with negative results.
by Pepper April 07, 2006
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