pepper's definitions

Tijuana toothpaste

A euphemism for semen, deposited into the mouth of one adminstering fellatio, usually in the hopes of gaining financial benefit or career advancement.

First used in the January 23, 2002 The Onion article "Who Do I Have to Blow to Win the Bancroft Prize in American History?"
http://www.bigosoft.com/dan/bancroft_prize.htm

"I was so intent on getting that adminstrative position that I guzzled gallons of Tijuana toothpaste."
-or-
"How did someone as dumb as her become Vice President of the company? She must be brushin' with some serious Tijuana toothpaste."

by Pepper May 13, 2005

french fuck

Stimulation of the male organ by sliding your rod in between a nice huge set of tits until climax

I gave Maria a nice French Fuck in between her huge gazongas. The result was banana juice all over her yapper.

by Pepper November 8, 2004

cancer paper

Insidious chemical strips grafted into a blunt. Savvy stoners unroll a blunt and tear out the cancer papers which are put in the cigars by the producers to control the burn of their products and also to slowly kill their customers.

When Snoop rolled the blunt, he was careful to peel the cancer paper off of the tip.

by Pepper October 17, 2004

flyover

A person who lives in flyover country.

Who cares what people in Montana think? They are just a bunch of flyovers.

by Pepper March 14, 2004

stinger

When blowing a load on a girl's face you get some in her eye.

She tried to bite my balls off after I gave her a stinger.

by pepper June 30, 2004

wangles

An expression of enthusiasm, ofen giddy or excited. Said with enthusiam, nearly always with an exclamation mark following. Basically, whenever something cool or unusual happens, or if something makes a strong impression, wangles is your word.

"Hi honey, what do think of my new thong?"

"Wangles!"

-or-

If you open the fridge and find lots of tasty looking food you didn't expect to see, you say "wangles!"

Basically can be used in any situation.

by Pepper May 13, 2005

Garbage

Discarded male ejaculant, aka CUM

So I am gettin' ready to shoot my garbage all over her back.... I don't know what you call it, but do you ever ask for it back? No it's garbage, blow it the fuck out.

by Pepper November 2, 2004