pentozali's definitions

FUAU

Acronym for "Fucked Up As Usual". Pronounced to rhyme with "luau".

It's the weekend, and the bus schedules are all FUAU!

by pentozali November 29, 2006

defunked

Of a dancehall, not as popular as it used to be, because of one or a combination of reasons: a) Poorly-maintained ambiance: missing lights, pictures, floor showing its age, etc.; b) Poor crowd control; c} Safety standards not up-to-par, d) Choice of gigs limited by budget cuts; e) Poor choice of food and drinks; poorly-prepared food and drinks; f) Too many people, not enough dance space. The pun on the word "defunct" is intentional.

That nightclub across the street is defunked. It's not drawing the crowds like it did just five years ago.

by pentozali August 27, 2009

tromboner

A trombone with its slide fully extended, resembling an erect penis.

Try playing some pedal tones with that tromboner---just be careful. Don't whack that girl in front of you with the slide.

by pentozali November 1, 2010

pussy

The only thing this side of hell that can take the juice from a nut without cracking the shell.

I'm a bust a nut in her pussy!

by pentozali December 25, 2011

ride with Ruth and Fred in a Buick

To vomit, regurgitate, lose your cookies.

I'm sick. I think I'm gonna ride with Ruth and Fred in a Buick any minute!

by pentozali January 13, 2008

three-finger salute

Pressing Control-Alt-Delete on a computer keyboard to boot, reboot, or clear a program on the computer.

My computer stalled, so I have to give it the three-finger salute.

by pentozali January 29, 2009

prepube

A child, younger than a teenager, usually female but can be male. Derogatory.

Oh, no! It's only 6:00 AM and already there's a prepube going to school on this bus! Now I have to stand and hear her screaming for a whole hour!

by pentozali October 19, 2006