fafner

A long, slow, loud and smelly fart. Comes from Fafner, the dragon in Richard Wagner's "Ring of the Nibelungs" operas and the flatulence that one would imagine the creature would make.
I ate Mexican food and I've been making one long garlicky fafner after another the whole day!
by pentozali October 09, 2010
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When I rubbed my yarak, I had an ejaculatory episode under denim
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blabbation

The art of saying tongue twisters:
1)Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers;
2)Toy boat;
3)Unique New York;
4)The sixth sheik's sixth sheep's sick;
5)Rubber baby buggy bumpers;
6)Five flatulent flutists flew over fields of flowers;
7)Baqaqi mqaqe tskhalshi qiqinebs (This is Georgian for "a frog is croaking in the still water". A common tongue twister foisted upon tourists in the Georgian Republic).
Let's try some blabbation. Nelson, you start...
by pentozali August 28, 2006
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clothestrophobia

That feeling of utter discomfort one feels when s/he wears clothes that are too small/tight for her/him.
Suzanne, make sure you have clothes that fit right before you go to the party. You don't want to get clothestrophobia there!
by pentozali January 23, 2006
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lethargometer

Pronounced leth-arg-AH-meh-ter, the lethargometer is an imaginary device that judges how sleepy you are, how much sleep you really needd, lets other people know how long you'll be sleeping while the phone is ringing, and silences the ringer if the person on the other line is too persistent.
I'm really sleepy. I don't want anyone calling me at 3 AM, so I'll turn my lethargometer on!
by pentozali November 04, 2009
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speed drops

The viscous fluid produced in the urethra prior to an ejaculation of semen.
John, don't forget that even before you cum, you can make your girlfriend pregnant with your speed drops!
by pentozali January 13, 2007
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ped

Who let that ped into the gym? Quick, call the cops and get that fuck arrested!
by pentozali March 23, 2013
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