Definitions by pentozali

courtesy cough 

A cough added for "punctuation" during a long speech to prevent run-on sentences, or to prepare the speaker when s/he isn't sure of what to say next.

You know the speaker is bored when he makes one too many courtesy coughs.

courtesy cough by pentozali November 10, 2006

trumpinet

A prank by kids in junior high school and high school bands in which a trumpet is played with a clarinet mouthpiece.

Lookie here! I'm playin' da trumpinet!

trumpinet by pentozali November 10, 2006

emote 

To be very emotional about a person, place, or thing. the word is a bugbear of grammar purists.

Every time Shirley goes to San Francisco, she'd emote about the hiking trails near the Presidio.

emote by pentozali October 19, 2006

prepube 

A child, younger than a teenager, usually female but can be male. Derogatory.

Oh, no! It's only 6:00 AM and already there's a prepube going to school on this bus! Now I have to stand and hear her screaming for a whole hour!

prepube by pentozali October 19, 2006

use the Force on the pink Darth Vader

To jerk off; to masturbate to orgasm.

I couldn't score with that ho at the dance, so I wound up going home to use the Force on the pink Darth Vader!

use the Force on the pink Darth Vader by pentozali October 19, 2006

do the T 

To cross on a green light at a closed intersection and quickly go around to the other side of an adjoining street where the light is still red.

There was a long red light at Vesey Street, so I had to do the T on Church Street to avoid it.

do the T by pentozali October 18, 2006

church bell

Unusually large glans on a penis.

Not tonight, hon. Your church bell made my pussy hurt!

church bell by pentozali October 18, 2006