pentozali's definitions

Tolkienosis

Addiction to anything that has to do with J.R.R. Tolkien, like "The Hobbit", "The Silmarillion", "Lord of the Rings", "Children of Hurin" etc.

I have an incurable case of Tolkienosis.

by pentozali January 27, 2013

me likies sparklies

An expression that you'd typically hear from a perky Goth. It means that the person likes sparkly Goth accoutrements.

The perky Goth girl felt something was missing from her clothing, so she said "me likies sparklies" to her boyfriend and they went to the jewelry store.

by pentozali March 6, 2010

ngentot lu

The Indonesian way to say "fuck you".

Ngentot lu, monyet!

by pentozali January 2, 2008

squeeze the lemon

To press along the shaft of the dick in order to get out the last few drops of piss or cum.

I like to make sure I've gotten the last drops of piss outta my dick, so I squeeze the lemon before I go away from the urinal.

by pentozali April 11, 2009

assoon

A hollow but low-pitched fart, punning on "bassoon".

Mitch walked into the classroom playing the assoon.

by pentozali August 11, 2010

Andrew Zimmern

The gastronaut of The Travel Channel who gives us the TV program "Bizarre Foods". He travels all over the world to tell us about delicacies like hakarl (Icelandic rotten shark meat) and Taiwanese fried tea leaves.

With all the strange foods that Andrew Zimmern eats, it's a wonder you don't hear about him prying at the porcelain throne!

by pentozali November 4, 2008

nkotb

A newcomer, whether a novice or someone in a responsibility-laden profession, who is new to his/her job. Pronounced 'en-kay-oh-tee-bee"; an acronym for "new kid on the block".

Mrs. Stamatis is an nkotb. Let her get used to her new job. She's a little stressed out from the change.

by pentozali April 8, 2006