smoothskin

Sexually attractive female or male with oily skin, usually of Mediterranean, Latin American, or Mideastern background.

I think the only reason Mark likes Aracely is because Aracely is such a smoothskin!

by pentozali August 02, 2013

Internexium

A mythical substance that you take to relieve the pain of not finding what you're looking for on the Internet.

I've been looking for information on one of the musicians in Dedale on the Internet and I can't find anything. Will someone please give me some Internexium?

by pentozali September 21, 2007

blast off

To cum vigorously and copiously.

Thinking about Rena really makes me blast off!

by pentozali November 06, 2011

kounem kez

The Armenian way to say "Fuck you!"

Toun barab glir yes. Kounem kez! (Translation: You're an empty cock. Fuck you!)

by pentozali June 26, 2006

me transmitte sursum, Caledoni!

"Beam me up, Scotty!" in the Latin language.

What a boring place this is---me transmitte sursum, Caledoni!

by pentozali September 26, 2010

garloholic

Person who is addicted to garlic, whether whole, chopped, or used as an ingredient in foods.

I'm a confirmed garloholic---it's the Romanian in me!

by pentozali August 13, 2011

pussy

The only thing this side of hell that can take the juice from a nut without cracking the shell.

I'm a bust a nut in her pussy!

by pentozali December 19, 2011