Definitions by pentozali

corporate mafia 

The barab glirner who really run the political show in the USA and all other Westernized countries in the world. They get bullshit laws passed that we are forced to obey without giving us the chance to exercise our democratic right to speak up against them, for instance the law that releases corporations from the responsibility of cleaning up pollution in hydraulic fracturing, and the Ten Strikes Law. They also have dubious sweetheart deals with countries that hate us and finance terrorism. NISM?

The corporate mafia are responsible for the mindless shit that we see on the primetime TV channels these days.

corporate mafia by pentozali August 24, 2011

childronian 

A child, especially a klutzy, stupid, or hyper one.

That little girl is a real childronian---she doesn't know her strength and if she keeps on running around, she's going to make that whole bookshelf fall!

childronian by pentozali August 23, 2011

Superman method 

The application of brute force to get an object to move or to pull it out of/push it into a tight area. Also see New York method.

I've tried just about everything but a crowbar to pull this paper jam out of the printer. It looks like I'll have to use the Superman method!

Superman method by pentozali August 22, 2011

garloholic

Person who is addicted to garlic, whether whole, chopped, or used as an ingredient in foods.

I'm a confirmed garloholic---it's the Romanian in me!

garloholic by pentozali August 17, 2011

PGD 

Post-Grad Depression, the sad feeling that you get when you've graduated from high school or college and you realize that you can't speak to the friends/girlfriends you had anymore on a regular basis.

Stan's just having a little PGD. He should be snapping out of it soon. Most of his girlfriends are on Facebook!

PGD by pentozali August 14, 2011

jigjag

To flap one's arms and/or legs in a vain attempt to catch an object as it is falling; the act of doing this.

Look at that that spaz doing a jigjag---he's such a klutz!

jigjag by pentozali July 25, 2011

bassoon fingers

Long fingers, good for the long reach that is needed for playing a bassoon but clumsy when a shorter reach is needed.

With these long bassoon fingers of mine, it's easier for me to get on the Internet with a desktop computer than that eentsy-weentsy cell phone.

bassoon fingers by pentozali July 24, 2011