pentozali's definitions

plumbing

Any brass wind instrument, because of the appearance of the tubing.

Listen to that great plumbing in the band! I haven't heard anything like that in a long time!

by pentozali April 13, 2006

corporate mafia

The barab glirner who really run the political show in the USA and all other Westernized countries in the world. They get bullshit laws passed that we are forced to obey without giving us the chance to exercise our democratic right to speak up against them, for instance the law that releases corporations from the responsibility of cleaning up pollution in hydraulic fracturing, and the Ten Strikes Law. They also have dubious sweetheart deals with countries that hate us and finance terrorism. NISM?

The corporate mafia are responsible for the mindless shit that we see on the primetime TV channels these days.

by pentozali August 24, 2011

Iscience

Rasta word for marijuana. Comes from "I" meaning "Haile Selassie I" or "G-d" or (any number of people plus) G-d, and "conSCIENCE" which one supposedly gains from smoking it.

Try some of dis Iscience mon, seen? Praise Jah Haile Selassie I, Jah Ras Tafari!

by pentozali April 1, 2008

jizzness

Fucking done either at lunch break or on company time at or near one's job.

The computers were down at the job, so Mario went to his girlfriend's house just five blocks away for some jizzness.

by pentozali May 2, 2009

play the sexophone

To engage in cunnilingus; the "sexophone" is the entire vulva, including the Fallopian tubes. When drawn as a diagram, the vulva could have a vaguely saxophonelike shape.

Last night Jennifer sucked my cock and I'd play the sexophone until we both gazzed.

by pentozali November 29, 2010

Nauru string figures

The string figures of Nauru are among the most complex patterns produced on string in the world. The island nation of Nauru is the home of an anthropologically fascinating ethnic group whose customs are very similar to those on Polynesian islands.

Some of those Nauru string figures are really beautiful! I have a book that shows how to make them, but they're so tricky, I think I'll have to learn from a a pro like ISFA's Joe D'Antoni!

by pentozali May 28, 2006

defecacious

Having the ability to find a good, clean place to take a shit, by instinct alone. A portmanteau word from "DEFEcate + effiCACIOUS.

I don't know how George found that nice, clean rest stop five miles down the highway---he's very defecacious!

by pentozali September 9, 2012