Noo Yawk

How a New York City guy (like myself) pronounces "New York"---nothing to make fun of, it's just how we speak, just as natural to us as the "Bahst'n" of a Bostonian or the "roof" (pronounced with the "oo" as in "book") of a person from Los Angeles.

Yeeeesssss---the Noo Yawk Yankees---gooooooo!

by pentozali September 11, 2013

barab glir

Armenian words that literally mean "empty cock" but are used when talking about a despised, idiotic person.

Ayt tourk mardig barab glir e! Translation: That Turkish boy is a real fuckin' idiot!

by pentozali June 30, 2006

krupuk

Pronounced "KROOH-pooh' ", the apostrophe representing a glottal stop like the sound of "uh-oh". The Indonesian word for the shrimp chips served with South Asian dinners, usually Indonesian, Thai, Malaysian, Vietnamese, or Burmese. Some or all of the krupuk may have pink or green food coloring added.

'uh-oh"

I love to eat my krupuk with a little bit of sambal ulek.

by pentozali December 27, 2011

juice her sluice

For a girl to have an explosive sexual climax.

Every time I see Angelina hanging around with Harry, she looks like she's gonna juice her sluice!

by pentozali May 02, 2009

23

A Dr. Pepper soda, because of the twenty-three flavors in its manufacture.

23 is my favorite of all sodas.

by pentozali June 25, 2007

jism schism

Inability to ejaculate due to any or all of these reasons: 1) impotence; 2) blockage of the ejaculatory ducts, prostate, vas deferens, etc.; 3) feelings of guilt or bad vibes between sex partners; 4) a ringing phone or any other distraction.

We were fucking and I had a jism schism 'cause the phone rang!

by pentozali June 30, 2006

Rootool

A Pokemon I'd like to see: a Grass Type with kangaroo-like features that can form any tool, including a hammer, from its "pouch". Two types of attack it can use are Leaf Blade and Hammer.

That Rootool won't be able to stand up to a Rock Type!

by pentozali January 06, 2007