Definitions by pentozali

sailor 

A person who sails the oceans. This word is used to replace the word "seaman", the latter word sounding suspiciously like a certain viscous bodily fluid.

Uh, John, don't call Mr. Davidenko a "seaman", call him a "sailor". "Seaman" doesn't sound so nice.

sailor by pentozali December 28, 2005

cuzzy 

A dried blob of nasal mucus.

Stop rolling that cuzzy around in your fingers! That's gross!

cuzzy by pentozali December 28, 2005

fruzz 

Those annoying buzzing sounds you get when your wind instrument isn't completely clean of saliva.

Damn, I have to play that solo soon and my clarinet's all full of my spit. I'll be getting fruzz like crazy if the repairman can't fix the pads on my clarinet in time!

fruzz by pentozali December 28, 2005

New York method 

The application of brute force to make an object budge or to pry it out of a tight container.

The ciecuit board got jammed in the grill from the air conditioner. Get the pliers, Mark. I think we'll need to use the New York method to get that sucker out!

New York method by pentozali December 28, 2005

radio silence

Keep something secret; don't let the word spread.

About that book you're going to publish: radio silence on the sale date. We don't want a stampede at the bookstore!

radio silence by pentozali December 28, 2005

pee into a violin 

To waste effort on someone or something.

Don't tell Mr. Panayotis that you can finish that project tonight. Telling him something like that is like trying to pee into a violin!

pee into a violin by pentozali December 28, 2005

spoonful of poop in the barrel of honey 

Everything that seems too good to be true most likely IS too good to be true; there's something suspicious about that. This expression originally comes from the Russian "lozhka govna v bochke myoda" with the same meaning.

$50 for that "Rolex"? There's a spoonful of poop in the barrel of honey. I think you got ripped off and they sold you a turnip.

spoonful of poop in the barrel of honey by pentozali December 28, 2005