pentozali's definitions

carabiner

Auto-fellatio, the act of a male sucking or licking his own cock, from the overall shape of the body, like a locked carabiner.

It's a rare guy who can go full carabiner and get past the glans!

by pentozali March 20, 2011

pump-action New England clam chowder rifle

A cock.

I pulled down my pants, whipped out my pump-action New England clam chowder rifle, hammered away at Stephanie, and blasted a load of little sailors into her sea of love.

by pentozali December 27, 2011

soupand

Pronounced "sue-PAND" this is the kind of restaurant where you're lucky to still be able to get a soup AND salad as part of a dinner special, rather than soup OR salad.

Wow, we finally found a soupand. The soupands are so hard to find these days!

by pentozali December 28, 2005

pipe-on

An erection of the penis; hard-on, boner, bone-on, wood.

Roxanne: That guy in this fuck flick is gonna cum any minute!
Lucy: How do you know?
Roxanne! Look how red his pipe-on is!

by pentozali November 27, 2009

kounem kez

The Armenian way to say "Fuck you!"

Toun barab glir yes. Kounem kez! (Translation: You're an empty cock. Fuck you!)

by pentozali June 26, 2006

oobese

Having very heavy arms. See oob.

Gina is oobese, but she's cute!

by pentozali August 31, 2013

flutus

Musical farts; farts that actually produce musical pitches. Punning on "flute" and "flatus".

Are you practicing trombone, or is that flutus I hear?

by pentozali February 21, 2011