"Susan just said she wanted to blow the bartender and peg our waiter but she hasn't even talked to either of them."
"I know, she's being a real Imaginary Whore."
"I know, she's being a real Imaginary Whore."
by penisshakes May 27, 2020
When you cum too early or by accident. This can also apply to orgasms with people you regret sleeping with.
by penisshakes May 27, 2020
In reference to:
If two people dislike broccoli and one of them has tried broccoli and one of them hasn't, who's opinion on broccoli is more valid?
Therefore, a man who has had sex with a man once before is less gay than a man who's never had sex with a man before.
If two people dislike broccoli and one of them has tried broccoli and one of them hasn't, who's opinion on broccoli is more valid?
Therefore, a man who has had sex with a man once before is less gay than a man who's never had sex with a man before.
by penisshakes October 09, 2024
Copyunist (noun) someone who becomes a socialist/leftist/communist to be cool rather than in a genuine belief in those ideals.
"Charlie said he was a communist but I asked him who Marx was and he didn't know."
"He's a real copyunist
"He's a real copyunist
by penisshakes March 18, 2021
Licking a tree and expecting syrup is a saying that means putting in a very little amount of work and effort but expecting the fruit of your labour to be much greater than.
"I listened to my girlfriend talk about her day, so now she'll have to let me do anal."
"You are licking a tree and expecting syrup, man."
"You are licking a tree and expecting syrup, man."
by penisshakes March 30, 2021
A man raped a horse then the horse kicked him to death."
"*shrug* You play stupid games, win stupid prizes."
"*shrug* You play stupid games, win stupid prizes."
by penisshakes June 02, 2022
The nail that sticks out gets hammered down is a Japanese saying that means deviation from the norm or not conforming will be punished.
"Sarah dyed her hair another different colour so her mom shaved her head."
"The nail that sticks out gets hammered down."
"The nail that sticks out gets hammered down."
by penisshakes March 30, 2021