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a mentally ill and chronically online woman who doesnt shower, listens to mitski and lana del ray and complains about not getting dick/vagina, despite the fact she never goes outside
by penisshakes April 16, 2023
Get the femcelmug. The water that hardens the egg softens the potato is a Russian saying that means everyone reacts to stressful circumstances differently. It is often used in the context of trauma.
"Rachel's mom just died and a week later she's back to school. Meanwhile, I'm strugling to get out of bed, just because my hamster died. I feel so shitty."
"Dude, don't beat yourself up about it. The water that hardens the egg softens the potato. "
"Dude, don't beat yourself up about it. The water that hardens the egg softens the potato. "
by penisshakes March 29, 2021
Get the the water that hardens the egg softens the potatomug. The english transliteration of ロールキャベツ系男子.
It means someone who appears as a herbivore (sweet, innocent) but is actually a carnivore (confident) inside.
It means someone who appears as a herbivore (sweet, innocent) but is actually a carnivore (confident) inside.
"That cute guy I was talking to said he works at a BDSM club. I would never have expected that from him."
"Wow. He sounds like a cabbage roll man."
"Wow. He sounds like a cabbage roll man."
by penisshakes March 29, 2022
Get the Cabbage Roll Manmug. by penisshakes March 31, 2016
Get the Dad jokemug. Copyunist (noun) someone who becomes a socialist/leftist/communist to be cool rather than in a genuine belief in those ideals.
"Charlie said he was a communist but I asked him who Marx was and he didn't know."
"He's a real copyunist
"He's a real copyunist
by penisshakes March 18, 2021
Get the copyunistmug. by penisshakes July 10, 2015
Get the Urban Dictionary Usermug. When a man talks about anything to do with his crotch and you suspect he is exaggerating so you take it with a pinch of salt.
by penisshakes May 28, 2020
Get the Scroteation Marksmug.