penisshakes's definitions

zesty

A male who is overly friendly, touchy and/or excitable with other men. It has connotations of homosexuality but does not necessarily automatically mean the subject is gay.

"Bro Dustin just gave me a back massage even though I didn't ask."

"That man is so zesty."

by penisshakes April 12, 2023

Girlboss

Girlboss (noun) someone who is lauded as being a feminist icon, despite the fact that they are actually extremely unpleasant or unfeminist.

"I can't believe Kamala Harris is the first female vice president."

"Yeah, she's a real girlboss."

by penisshakes March 18, 2021

Scroteation Marks

When a man talks about anything to do with his crotch and you suspect he is exaggerating so you take it with a pinch of salt.

"Andy said he had a 9 inch dick."

"You gotta put that shit in scroteation marks."

by penisshakes May 28, 2020

Girlboss

Girlboss (verb) to make something or someone appear as a feminist idol or inspiration for profit, despite the numerous flaws of the person.

"Have you seen the new Cruella De Ville trailer?"
"Yeah. They totally girlbossed her. As if she's a villain because she's a girl, not because she tried to make a coat out of puppies."

by penisshakes March 18, 2021

Main Character Syndrome

When someone thinks they are the main character of their life. Usually comes with a side of individuality complex, quirky style and a self centered point of view.

"I asked Jenny where the beer was and she said 'Just over the horizon, like my dreams.'"

"Yeah, that girl has a major case of Main Character Syndrome."

by penisshakes April 27, 2021

Imaginary Whore

When someone sleeps with a lot of people in their head but it never happens in real life.

"Susan just said she wanted to blow the bartender and peg our waiter but she hasn't even talked to either of them."

"I know, she's being a real Imaginary Whore."

by penisshakes May 27, 2020

play stupid games, win stupid prizes

When the consequence of a dumb action was entirely forseeable and results in dumb consequences.

A man raped a horse then the horse kicked him to death."

"*shrug* You play stupid games, win stupid prizes."

by penisshakes June 2, 2022