Potcrastinating

When you don't want to do something so you get high instead.
"I am potcrastinating so much. I have two essays due but I just smoked a bowl and now I see sound."
by penisshakes May 27, 2020
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Broccoli logic

In reference to:
If two people dislike broccoli and one of them has tried broccoli and one of them hasn't, who's opinion on broccoli is more valid?
Therefore, a man who has had sex with a man once before is less gay than a man who's never had sex with a man before.
Broccoli logic dictates I must fuck a member of the same sex at least once
by penisshakes October 09, 2024
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zesty

A male who is overly friendly, touchy and/or excitable with other men. It has connotations of homosexuality but does not necessarily automatically mean the subject is gay.
"Bro Dustin just gave me a back massage even though I didn't ask."

"That man is so zesty."
by penisshakes April 12, 2023
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Girlboss

Girlboss (noun) someone who is lauded as being a feminist icon, despite the fact that they are actually extremely unpleasant or unfeminist.
"I can't believe Kamala Harris is the first female vice president."

"Yeah, she's a real girlboss."
by penisshakes March 18, 2021
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Imaginary Whore

When someone sleeps with a lot of people in their head but it never happens in real life.
"Susan just said she wanted to blow the bartender and peg our waiter but she hasn't even talked to either of them."

"I know, she's being a real Imaginary Whore."
by penisshakes May 27, 2020
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for the shit of it

When you do something just to be an asshole or for the pettiness of it.
"My bf broke up with me so I put his number in every men's toilets I go in."

"Why?"

"For the shit of it."
by penisshakes November 03, 2021
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Main Character Syndrome

When someone thinks they are the main character of their life. Usually comes with a side of individuality complex, quirky style and a self centered point of view.
"I asked Jenny where the beer was and she said 'Just over the horizon, like my dreams.'"

"Yeah, that girl has a major case of Main Character Syndrome."
by penisshakes April 27, 2021
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