Imaginary Whore

When someone sleeps with a lot of people in their head but it never happens in real life.
"Susan just said she wanted to blow the bartender and peg our waiter but she hasn't even talked to either of them."

"I know, she's being a real Imaginary Whore."
by penisshakes May 27, 2020
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Oopsgasm

When you cum too early or by accident. This can also apply to orgasms with people you regret sleeping with.
"Dude, I was itching my dick and I accidentally came."

"An oopsgasm."
by penisshakes May 27, 2020
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Broccoli logic

In reference to:
If two people dislike broccoli and one of them has tried broccoli and one of them hasn't, who's opinion on broccoli is more valid?
Therefore, a man who has had sex with a man once before is less gay than a man who's never had sex with a man before.
Broccoli logic dictates I must fuck a member of the same sex at least once
by penisshakes October 09, 2024
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copyunist

Copyunist (noun) someone who becomes a socialist/leftist/communist to be cool rather than in a genuine belief in those ideals.
"Charlie said he was a communist but I asked him who Marx was and he didn't know."

"He's a real copyunist
by penisshakes March 18, 2021
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Licking a tree and expecting syrup is a saying that means putting in a very little amount of work and effort but expecting the fruit of your labour to be much greater than.
"I listened to my girlfriend talk about her day, so now she'll have to let me do anal."

"You are licking a tree and expecting syrup, man."
by penisshakes March 30, 2021
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When the consequence of a dumb action was entirely forseeable and results in dumb consequences.
A man raped a horse then the horse kicked him to death."

"*shrug* You play stupid games, win stupid prizes."
by penisshakes June 02, 2022
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The nail that sticks out gets hammered down is a Japanese saying that means deviation from the norm or not conforming will be punished.
"Sarah dyed her hair another different colour so her mom shaved her head."

"The nail that sticks out gets hammered down."
by penisshakes March 30, 2021
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