a winner is when a guy is having sex with a chick and goes out as hard and as fast as possible in order to come VERY quickly. When he does he shouts, "WINNER" in her face!
Spike is a winner all the time
to kick someone in the crotch
penguin coq'd outragefighter
one who is slow in doing normal activites
damnit, jonny is such a slacker
An implement used to aid a penguin in the act of shaving. It prevents the razor from cutting too deeply and chafing the skin.
Wally decided to attach the lighthouse to the razor in order to keep his penguin soft and supple.
to make love to a pirate's ass
Arh.. gimme another flying asspirate
A severely incorrect way of asking "what are you talking about" or "what is it"
spin's pattented suprise/bored face
Damnit peng.. get skinning :o