Definitions by peg leg pete

suter 

The act of making ridiculous exaggerations about yourself to impress others and/or one-up them.

Bill: I drank about 14 beers last night.

Joe: Ya, last night I drank 40 beers.

Steve: Man, you just got sutered.

suter by Peg Leg Pete June 22, 2008

poopyapants 

a phrase that when said rapidly with a in the form of a grade school principal can either sound like poop your pants or pull up your pants.

Student: Yo dawg, fo rizzle, it was off da chain.

Principal: Young man, poopyapants.

Student: Sorry sir.

poopyapants by Peg Leg Pete June 22, 2008

Poet 

A reference to a homosexual person. Derived from the fact that many of the historical poets were actually gay, and many of the modern ones are too.

Is he wearing a pink polo with the collar popped? What a poet!

Poet by Peg Leg Pete May 6, 2008

Plan B's 

A group of girls who are not the best looking, but after a few drinks and if all else fails, they are reliable back ups to Plan A's. Usually these girls are DTF.

John: "I'm hammered."

Bill: "What happened to those hotties?"

John: "They're being sluts."

Bill: "Call up the Plan B's"

Plan B's by Peg Leg Pete April 21, 2008

get blitzed 

a workout program that involves the use of muscle-enhancing supplements which is guaranteed to transform a 100 pound scrawny white boy into a 200 pound bulked up force to be reckon with.

"Are you taking muscle milk?"

"Yeah, I'm fixin' to get blitzed son."

get blitzed by Peg Leg Pete October 31, 2007

groseback 

a hairstyle common among 30 to 40 year old men which consists of shaving your head bald and seeing if it grows back.

Did you get a haircut?

Yeah, I just shaved my head and I'm hopin' it groseback.

groseback by Peg Leg Pete October 31, 2007

screen door 

an extremely slutty female. the name screen door means that everyone gets a slam.

You hooked up with Katie. Thta bitch is a total screen door.

screen door by Peg Leg Pete October 31, 2007