king cobra shit

When you take a shit so large, the end sticks out of the water like a snake hissing.

"What took you so long?"
"Relax man, I had to take a King Cobra Shit."

by PeaTearGriffin June 05, 2005

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True Romance

The best date movie ever. It is about a guy, Clarence (Christian Slater) who marries a prostitute, Alabama (Patricia Arquette). Slater kills her pimp and goes to get her belongins back, only the bag he thinks is hers is actually the mob's cocaine.

The reason it is the best date movie ever is because it has lots of pretty cool romance for her and sweet action and gangsta shit for him.

Easily the best bathroom fight scene ever.

Scene from True Romance:

Clarance: "That guy there in the black is Sonny Chiba, he's been paid to fuck this other dude up."
Alabama: "So he's the good guy?"
Clarance: "He ain't so much a good guy as just a bad motherfucker."

by PeaTearGriffin September 05, 2005

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Vagina Chronicles

See: My Freshmen Year of College.

Many young lads move into the dorms every year, expecting to find the Vagina Chronicles.

by PeaTearGriffin February 15, 2006

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ping

According to a poster in cs_office:

"The source of your inadequacies since 1979."

My ping is real high, I can't play any net games cuz my ISP is real slow and doesn't have any bandwidth.

by PeaTearGriffin June 21, 2006

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call of duty

A WWII based game. A must play game in single and multiplayer. Lots of action and intensity. Worth the money BUT:

1. A bit short, but very scripted.
2. People who play it online do nothing but bitch about players, maps and weapons.
3. Stay clear of the console ones and the PC expansion unless you REALLY want to play them.

Two years later, and Call of Duty is still the mainstay of out LANs!

by PeaTearGriffin April 26, 2005

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