peateargriffin's definitions

roflmonger

One who travels and induces rofls and lols in others, or mongers laughs. They are a mythological clan, and nearing extinction.

"I wanna be a roflmonger, and walk the earth, like Caine in Kung Fu."

by PeaTearGriffin February 15, 2006

launch all vipers

Quite possibly the most badass thing anyone could ever say. Originates from Battlestar Galactica, where the fighters are named "Vipers."

Dee: "Incoming Cylon Raiders."
Admiral Adama: "Launch All Vipers."

by PeaTearGriffin March 10, 2006

Dye

The Cadillac of paintball products. Every product Dye makes is the best product money can buy.

It is possible that you could use Dye gear for every piece of paintball equipment you could use, except for paint.

by PeaTearGriffin February 1, 2006

Vagina Chronicles

See: My Freshmen Year of College.

Many young lads move into the dorms every year, expecting to find the Vagina Chronicles.

by PeaTearGriffin February 15, 2006

wal mart

America's economic undoing. They cut prices by paying vendors less, who move production to China.

Know why everything is made in China? Wal Mart.

"I got it at Wal Mart, it was $5 cheaper."
"But you should have bought it somewhere local."
"$5 is $5."
"Remeber how your husband got laid off?"

by PeaTearGriffin December 28, 2005

incognito

To conceal one's identity.

Moe: "Homer, i said you couldnt come back."
Guy who looks like Homer: "Homer? Who is Homer? My name is Dr. Incognito?"

by PeaTearGriffin May 13, 2005

korea

Home of the world's largest minefield.

"Now that you guys got back together, sorry about that huge self-healing minefield."

-US President to Korea, circa 2025

by PeaTearGriffin February 14, 2006