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Vagina Chronicles

Many young lads move into the dorms every year, expecting to find the Vagina Chronicles.
by PeaTearGriffin February 15, 2006
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wal mart

America's economic undoing. They cut prices by paying vendors less, who move production to China.
Know why everything is made in China? Wal Mart.

"I got it at Wal Mart, it was $5 cheaper."
"But you should have bought it somewhere local."
"$5 is $5."
"Remeber how your husband got laid off?"
by PeaTearGriffin December 28, 2005
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korea

Home of the world's largest minefield.
"Now that you guys got back together, sorry about that huge self-healing minefield."

-US President to Korea, circa 2025
by PeaTearGriffin February 14, 2006
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queens of the stone age

An art rock band. In an age where Chevelle, Trapt, and Hoobastank turn rock radio into shit; QOTSA comes and ressurects rock music. There music is extremely melodic, with a common beat and melody throughout the song, then they add awesome riffs that are really experimental sounding. Lullabies to Paralyze is the best album ever.
Most people don't have the attention span to appreciate Queens of the Stone Age,their songs don't pick up until part way into the song.
I am listening to "Broken Box" by Queens of the Stone Age while writing this.
by PeaTearGriffin September 22, 2005
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wag the dog

To start a war or military operation to divert negative politcal attention away from yourself. Based on the movie of the same name, where the President fabricates a fake war to take political pressure away from a scandal.
When Cater ordered Opertaion Eagle Claw he was playing wag the dog, because he was a very unpopular and weak President and wanted to seem like he handled it strongly.

It is suggested that Clinton wagged the dog by helping NATO bomb Kosovo at the same time as the Lewinski scandal. This theory came about because the film had just been released.
by PeaTearGriffin October 30, 2005
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celldweller

Band formed by Klayton (aka Klay Scott). In the self titled debut album he recorded all the instruments and male vocals. He later assembled a full band for touring. Thier sound is best described as "all over the map" (in a good way!) Their style goes from metal to techno to electronic to acoustic and almost, but not quite to country. Their album has sold quite well despite being an indie band. The album can be found on celldweller.com or on iTunes, but some music stores now carry it. Definately worth searching for.
"What is that music you're listening to?"
"It's CellDweller man, you should check it out."
"I sure think it's keen!"
by PeaTearGriffin April 10, 2005
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Dharma and Greg

One of the worst and yet mysteriously successful sitcoms ever.
by PeaTearGriffin September 22, 2005
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