ramping

A relatively new feature on high-end paintball markers:
The player simply presses the trigger 5 times a second for the first second, then the marker will speed up to a 15 balls per second rate of fire after the first second.

This has caused much controversy as it is being allowed in some professional paintball leagues, even though fully automatic fire is not, and ramping, at its core, is not a semi-automatic rate of fire, the only rate of fire previously allowed.

Ramping is generally considered a crutch of weak players and cheaters who don't have the skill or dexterity to shoot their markers at a fast rate of fire without having to rely on ramping or automatic fire.
Ramping is for pussies.
by PeaTearGriffin September 20, 2005
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Dye

The Cadillac of paintball products. Every product Dye makes is the best product money can buy.
It is possible that you could use Dye gear for every piece of paintball equipment you could use, except for paint.
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standard issue mustache

The type of mustache that all stereotypical cops have.
For an example of the standard issue mustache: see Sooper Troopers.
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battlestar galactica

The best sci-fi show you could ask for. Probably the best show on TV.
Hey man can I borrow your Battlestar Galactica DVDs?
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ping

According to a poster in cs_office:

"The source of your inadequacies since 1979."
My ping is real high, I can't play any net games cuz my ISP is real slow and doesn't have any bandwidth.
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ESRB

Group that was VOLUNTARILY founded by game publishers to reduce the political heat generated by violent games. Does NOT mandate the sales of M rated games to minors, retailers do. The ESRB's flaw is that the panel's of reviewers who watch footage of games are almost entirely non-gamers. Also, the rating levels are a bit hipocritical if you know how to walk the line.
(Lots of violence can be had in a T rated game, but blood almost certainately guarantees a M rating. Much like the MPAA's hipocracy of rating a film R after the second "fuck" or when used to mean sex.)
Dissafected 13 year old suburban freak: I wish to buy this M rated game and I WANT IS RIGHT NOOOOW!

Clerk: Are you 17, that is the store policy?

Punk ass: FUCK THE ESRB THIS IS THEIR FAULT!!!
by PeaTearGriffin March 20, 2005
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roflmonger

One who travels and induces rofls and lols in others, or mongers laughs. They are a mythological clan, and nearing extinction.
"I wanna be a roflmonger, and walk the earth, like Caine in Kung Fu."
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