pbaddy's definitions

gen-ladin

Osama's kids? Or ours, if their side wins

Gen-ladin!? Marketing to them is a necessity, and yet forbidden. The Future is a wearisome paradox. Or perhaps not.

by Pbaddy August 19, 2009

teim

A group or assemblage ostensibly cooperating for a common purpose in which each individual is primarily self-interested.

If human nature dictated spelling, there certainly WOULD be an "i" in team. The only question is whether it'd be tiem or teim.

by Pbaddy September 10, 2010

Negative weight shit

The phenomenon, reported exclusively by frustrated dieters, of weighing more after a full evacuation.

Having sucessfully dispatched a massive, Niles was more annoyed than surprised to learn he'd gained another 2 pounds.

"Great" he muttered to the scale, "a negative weight shit". "Dieting's not hard enough, now I gotta contend with alternative physics".
Later on he resolved to remove nearly all anti-matter from his daily menu.

by Pbaddy September 10, 2009

she-hab

mani-pedi,cut and blow, massage and facial.

Moni was released from she-hab looking and feeling better. If not quite as good as at the outset of her epic pub crawl 4 days ago.

by Pbaddy August 17, 2009

meta sample

Sample of a previously sampled sound or riff.

If I meta sample the bass part from Ice Ice Baby, does David Bowie get the royalty?

by Pbaddy October 20, 2015

moral turpentine

1.All purpose sin remover

2.Prayer

The evangelical preacher was an inveterate thief and a serial child molester. Still. the application of a little moral turpentine assured his place in Heaven. He was always careful to pray extra hard after what he'd call an incident.

by Pbaddy August 22, 2009

emal

Misdirected email.
Always confusing, often embarrassing, occasionally ruinous.

An example? Supply your own. Emal it to noreply.

by Pbaddy September 8, 2010