paul's definitions

wintard

One who uses Microsoft Windows and or any Microsoft products.

wintard(ation) - A disease, deadly.

wintard(ed) - Like Windows users, this term refers to someone who is generally retarded.

You are wintarded.
You're such a wintard.
Let's get wintarded.

by Paul December 1, 2004

laying a mine

Having a shit

Aaron has just gone to lay a mine

by Paul January 21, 2004

mos def

A man who can not only act with 5 star ability, but can also create some of the best shit out on recording ever.

Mos Def yet an actor of decent fame still keeps his hip-hop true.

by Paul October 2, 2003

nVidiot

A slang term used for people hardcore obsessed with nvidia cards even though they use an antiquedated archtexture. Similar to intel and microsoft. The real choice for a good card is OBVIOUSLY ATI for two reasons: they're generally ahead in the speed race, and even when nvidia is ahead in the speed race, ATI cards handle heating a LOT better (just over clock.)

The only defense the Nvidiot has that I credit is that nvidia has done a lot for the linux gaming world, and god bless them for that, and that alone.

The nvidiots only defense is nvidias support of linux!

by paul November 1, 2004

bam bam bojizzle

Urban American Slang

A state of irrational exuberance.

Oh my god. Bam bam bojizzle, man, I feel great.

by Paul September 7, 2004

analyze

the optic organs deep within the anal cavity, which allow you to perform your own personal colonoscopy.

he used his analyze instead of a shaving mirror to see for himself what a flaming fart looks like.

by Paul July 27, 2004

Drunk

George W Bush

Bush was too drunk to give a speech today.

by Paul August 21, 2003