patrick's definitions

college

a forty thousand dollar bar tab

i cant wait to go to cheers

by patrick April 16, 2005

German Goggles

1.A man covering both of the female's eyes with his testicles.

I just put German goggles on her.

by Patrick February 7, 2005

dutch stink wad

The act where a man and a woman do a 69, and the partner ontop shits on the face of the partner below for pleasure.

Hey honey, give me a nice dutch stink wad.

by patrick December 5, 2004

Shitty doo

From the latin word (shititous). The most foul smelling, looking, and tasting shit that one might ever see.
A shit that stands alone before all other shits.

Is my ass in so much pain because of that shitty doo or that hot night I had with Matt.

by Patrick December 9, 2004

cum burger

Dried up cum.

Andrew left a cum burger on Sarah.

by Patrick January 7, 2004

woofter

one who does it with dogs, hense the woof

Here comes john walkin` his dog, What a woofter!

by Patrick December 22, 2004

pomofo

Same as Poor Mutha F-er

Sheee, look at dat pomofo!

by Patrick September 28, 2003