128 definitions by pat

marriage

the unfortunate act of when a man owns a woman and takes over all of her shit, including her house, cars, money and independence.

I can't believe I let that asshole I married own me.

by pat January 5, 2004

Reyonce

A joke to get someone to say "what?", followed by the phrase "got him". This confuses the person very much especially if they do not know of Reyonce.

You: "You got Reyonce?"
Friend: "What?"
You: Got Him

by pat June 20, 2006

nigs

Derived form the word nigger.

I'm a raceist and use the word "nigs" to decribe black people in a derogatory manor.

by pat January 23, 2005

toasterhead

The best band in the world---the one from buffalo MN

Pat, Smude, Barry, Reese, Jared, and Ryan, are in Toasterhead

by pat December 30, 2004

Poon Monger

one who is frequently searching to get pussy.

wow my dad is such a Poon Monger

by pat February 24, 2005

motley

a term describing a guy who beats girls and is a violent...choice weapon is either rolled up newspapers or extremely small penises

"I'm not going to hit you back...I'm not a violent motley"

by pat October 5, 2004

sarvo

Australian for 'This Afternoon'.

English man: `care for some crumpets and tea this afternoon, Henry?'

Australian man: `Nah mate I gotta go down to the shops and pick up some XXXX for Brian's barbie the sarvo.'

by pat March 4, 2005