pat's definitions

Lewiston

The only city in Maine that has as many empty stores as crackheads. Also the only city in Maine that no one wants and thinks we should give to Massachusetts. Mainers manage to trick out of staters to go here by saying Bates is a good college but all the students there just buy drugs with their parents money.

Massachusetts kid: Im going to visit my Aunt in Lewiston, whats it like there?
Maine kid: Bro its just druggies and empty store fronts

by pat October 27, 2014

poonspiration

vaginal excretion when aroused.

The poonspiration accumulated on the outer edges of her labia as she got more aroused.

by Pat November 19, 2003

Blacktress

An actress of African-American descent.

Blacktress, Queen Latifah is quite the large woman.

by pat August 7, 2004

marriage

the unfortunate act of when a man owns a woman and takes over all of her shit, including her house, cars, money and independence.

I can't believe I let that asshole I married own me.

by Pat January 4, 2004

orgtastic

really, really good in various ways; orgasmically fantastic

Those cheese balls were just orgtastic!

by pat February 28, 2005

noost

The act of sexual intercourse

Dude, I want to noost your sister.

by Pat February 18, 2003

Reyonce

A joke to get someone to say "what?", followed by the phrase "got him". This confuses the person very much especially if they do not know of Reyonce.

You: "You got Reyonce?"
Friend: "What?"
You: Got Him

by Pat June 20, 2006